The weirdest thing that you've ever done?

[DarklordKyo]

What would you say is the weirdest thing you've ever done in your life?

I'll start, back in Kindergarten, I jammed a bean deep in my ear. I needed a hospital visit to get the damn thing removed, luckily it didn't require any process that caused scarring.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I stuck a sticker up my nose when I was in the 3rd grade. It never came out.

 

[maninahat]

It's a tough choice between that time I threw oranges at a burglar, and that time I whipped a stranger who was dressed in a father christmas outfit, in a pub.

Hey, you asked.

 

[Kyrian007]

There was a bus full of dignitaries (Town mayors, city council members, aldermen, city managers...) from several different parts of the U.K. visiting my hometown (in the U.S.) Some kind of fact finding/sister city/business opportunity scouting trip. They had lunch one day in the food court of one of the local malls. That food court had a jukebox. I put a $20 into it and selected Zombie by The Cranberries. Over and over, until the $20 was used up. And then calmly walked out, making it to the door about the same time the song started for the second time. A friend who worked at the food court told me later they were too polite to unplug it or ask for it to be shut off, but they did ask for it to be turned down.

It was just a whim, at the time I was a security guard at that mall and had just finished an early shift.

 

[McElroy]

Pepsi-marinated fish sticks and fried pea soup. Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

 

[Cycloptomese]

I got kicked out of Barnes & Noble once halfway through trying to move all the bible related stuff to the fiction section.

 

[dscross]

Mushrooms?

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

I was once talked into making a Twitter account. Absolutely disgusting. Once I sobered up I deleted the damn thing.

 

[DrownedAmmet]

Is it a sex thing? My brain immediately went to a sex thing...

I'll second the living alone habits thing, I lived alone for about two years and now I have a girl who stays over for the weekend, and there's tons of little weird things I have to force myself to stop doing. Mainly peeing with the bathroom door opened, I've had to lean over and shut the door mid-pee-stream twice now because I forgot she was still in the apartment

edit: this was supposed to be quoting Ezekiel

 

[DrownedAmmet]

Is it a sex thing? My brain immediately went to a sex thing...

I'll second the living alone habits thing, I lived alone for about two years and now I have a girl who stays over for the weekend, and there's tons of little weird things I have to force myself to stop doing. Mainly peeing with the bathroom door opened, I've had to lean over and shut the door mid-pee-stream twice now because I forgot she was still in the apartment

edit: this was supposed to be quoting Ezekiel

Lel, that qualifies as weird? Nevermind leaving the door open, I've taken leaks with girlfriends inside the bathroom, none of them ever complained.

Maybe they're all talking about what a weird fuck I am now.

Huh, to me that's fine, I've done that in the past. Maybe because the way my place is laid out the toilet is a straight shot view down the hallway into the living room, so leaving the door open seems like I'm inviting her to marvel at the might of my mighty peeing penis

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I stapled my own thumb once. Look, the thing was stuck and I stupidly thought I could fix it from the bottom... yeah, pretty dumb.

Also I spend as much time as I can naked. Just because.

 

[RedRockRun]

On one of the first days of school in my first year at university I got off the elevator and heard the guy behind me snicker to himself and mutter, "******." So I found out which room he lived in and every Thursday for around a month, I peed on his door.

Also I spend as much time as I can naked. Just because.

Who doesn't?

 

[Jadak]

Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

Having been jumping is the only thing that makes that worthy of mention.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

Are we telling masturbation stories now?

I was driving from Texas to Pennsylvania and wanked while going 70mph down the highway at 4am to keep myself awake.

 

[DeliveryGodNoah_v1legacy]

In early high school there was this table of guys who would always call my friend a fag, because being gay was "icky" to teenagers at the time. He wasn't gay. Just has long hair. We got kind of tired of it though, so we sat at their table and made out in front of them. It was an odd friendship we had. Can't recall ever hearing much from those guys after that point though.

 

[DarklordKyo]

I threw oranges at a burglar, and that time I whipped a stranger who was dressed in a father christmas outfit, in a pub.

go on....

 

[DarklordKyo]

I was once talked into making a Twitter account. Absolutely disgusting. Once I sobered up I deleted the damn thing.

Dear Lord, such horror, what kind of monster would do that?, lol

 

[DarklordKyo]

In early high school there was this table of guys who would always call my friend a fag, because being gay was "icky" to teenagers at the time. He wasn't gay. Just has long hair. We got kind of tired of it though, so we sat at their table and made out in front of them. It was an odd friendship we had. Can't recall ever hearing much from those guys after that point though.

I dunno about it being odd, sounds like your friendship had a lot of benefits.