The weirdest thing that you've ever done?

[McElroy]

Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

I was driving from Texas to Pennsylvania and wanked while going 70mph down the highway at 4am to keep myself awake.

Finished into a soda bottle?

Having been jumping is the only thing that makes that worthy of mention.

I tried it but couldn't find a rhythm and just settled on lying on my back.

 

[laggyteabag]

I work in a school as an IT Tech, and I had to recommend that a teacher use Bing instead of Google for the time being, as Google was getting caught in our filtering software, and I didn't have time to change it.

"Use Bing" was never a sentence I thought I would utter.

 

[Chewster]

I once won a big pink dildo in Dirty Bingo when at uni.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

I was driving from Texas to Pennsylvania and wanked while going 70mph down the highway at 4am to keep myself awake.

Finished into a soda bottle?

Of course not. I was wearing a condom.

I needed the soda bottle for peeing.

 

[Cycloptomese]

Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

I was driving from Texas to Pennsylvania and wanked while going 70mph down the highway at 4am to keep myself awake.

Finished into a soda bottle?

Of course not. I was wearing a condom.

I needed the soda bottle for peeing.

Wait... You jerked off with a condom? How could you not mention that? That makes it so much weirder.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

I was driving from Texas to Pennsylvania and wanked while going 70mph down the highway at 4am to keep myself awake.

Finished into a soda bottle?

Of course not. I was wearing a condom.

I needed the soda bottle for peeing.

Wait... You jerked off with a condom? How could you not mention that? That makes it so much weirder.

Agreed, especially if it's a lubed one with spermicide.

 

[DarklordKyo]

I work in a school as an IT Tech, and I had to recommend that a teacher use Bing instead of Google for the time being, as Google was getting caught in our filtering software, and I didn't have time to change it.

"Use Bing" was never a sentence I thought I would utter.

Least you're the knowledgeable type that just calls it Bing, a classmate mentioned a story about someone asking them about "Google Bing."

 

[DrownedAmmet]

Did you know there was one in there, or were you just feeling lucky?

It was needed for evidence, so I was more "hoping" it was in there and could be found.

Wait, is this a sex thing? Or are you an actual cop?
Because if you're a cop you legally have to tell us or else it's entrapment

 

[bjj hero]

Did you know there was one in there, or were you just feeling lucky?

It was needed for evidence, so I was more "hoping" it was in there and could be found.

Wait, is this a sex thing? Or are you an actual cop?
Because if you're a cop you legally have to tell us or else it's entrapment

Im not a cop but i do work in criminal justice.

 

[Cycloptomese]

Did you know there was one in there, or were you just feeling lucky?

It was needed for evidence, so I was more "hoping" it was in there and could be found.

Wait, is this a sex thing? Or are you an actual cop?
Because if you're a cop you legally have to tell us or else it's entrapment

That's not actually a thing. It's only in the movies. Imagine what kind of effect that would have on the viability of any kind of undercover sting operation. While I'm on the topic, you're not entitled to one phone call after being arrested either, though in most cases the police will allow you to make multiple calls in order to get hold of a lawyer or family member or something.

I uuuhh... was a very inquisitive detainee.

 

[SoliterDan]

I've beaten a goat to death and then skinned it. DK why, probably boredom.

 

[Jamcie Kerbizz]

Had a girl in school keep on poking me with a sharp, wooden pencil and asking if that hurt. I took it out of her hand, run it through my palm, said 'no, now it hurts', pulled it out then gave it back to her and she threw up. She stopped with the poking thing but I got sent to be examined for alleged SH disorder.