The weirdest thing you have ever written
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I once wrote a final paper that was an essay on paper and it's many uses. I was just doing it to be a smart ass, but ended up acing it.
I once wrote some weird story about a guy compelled by a sentient briefcase to go and murder people door to door.
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A short yaoi fanfic based on Tales of Symphonia. It is floating around the internet somewhere still >.<
Haven't touched that kind of subject after that.
A short yaoi fanfiction where Scout and Sniper from Team Fortress 2 are thrown into the future and have a threesome with a reality-bending cross-dressing necromancer.
I don't like to think about the things I write for friends on commission sometimes.
Another one that comes to mind is an academic essay comparing James from Silent Hill 2 and Odysseus from the Odyssey. I got very high marks, and I'm damn proud.
I was, in Geography in year 9, tasked with doing a media pieceo f any kind I wanted on the subject of tornadoes.
I did a story in which a tornado catapulted a flock of explosive sheep at a farming town.
It turned out that the sheep had been kidnapped by terrorists and fitted with bombs, with the intention of driving into the farming town and making it asplode. Then a tornado appeared and tore apart their flimsy truck, picking up the sheep and carrying them round for a bit until it reached the town and began to run out of steam.
I got high marks. Yes, really.
I did a story in which a tornado catapulted a flock of explosive sheep at a farming town.
It turned out that the sheep had been kidnapped by terrorists and fitted with bombs, with the intention of driving into the farming town and making it asplode. Then a tornado appeared and tore apart their flimsy truck, picking up the sheep and carrying them round for a bit until it reached the town and began to run out of steam.
I got high marks. Yes, really.
I got involved in a discussion regarding the Big Bang and the general "genesis" of the universe.
I wrote something like "For all we know existence might not even be real", referring to the fact that we know fuck-all about what actually makes up space and time (sure spacetime, but what is that made of?).
I wrote something like "For all we know existence might not even be real", referring to the fact that we know fuck-all about what actually makes up space and time (sure spacetime, but what is that made of?).
A plotless fanfic involving Lisa Simpson slaughtering random nightmare monsters with a katana and two uzis, but then it all turns out to be some power fantasy dream and she wakes up with Bart just about to draw a mustache on her face. She twists his arm in response.
I wrote it after stumbling across some unpleasant Rule 34 on Google.
I wrote it after stumbling across some unpleasant Rule 34 on Google.