The Welcome Brigade

[Daipire]

"Whut up, chump?"

Because new users are only worth using one vowel over.

 

[DJDarque]

...and the basement!

If I spot a new user I welcome them, usually by mention of the basement

Wait a minute, I've never heard anything about this supposed basement. What is the basement?

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

I greet em as I see em

 

[Porygon-2000]

See, it really is nice having a community like this. Its great knowing this community isnt entirely a 'sink or swim' mentality (although, in retrospect, perhaps it would have been better if I had known about the rules here BEFORE I made a stupid thread...)

 

[manaman]

You are all new users to me. All of you, darn kids, running all over the place, stepping on my begonias!

 

[Best of the 3]

I used to on my old profile (I'm older here than I look), I'd just wish them welcome and to have a nice stay and watch the rules. I'll have to wait for at least another year for me to do that again. Never mind.

 

[Liberaliter]

It's just a forum, pretty easy to figure out what to do. A welcome is always nice but I don't think we need a lecture on how to use the place.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Something like this:

"Welcome to the Escapist. The required weekly sacrifice is on Tuesday, mods come around every month or so to collect any leftover body parts, and psychotic episodes should be restricted to the weekend. Have fun!"

EDIT:

...and the basement!

If I spot a new user I welcome them, usually by mention of the basement

Wait a minute, I've never heard anything about this supposed basement. What is the basement?

You're better off not knowing. Trust me.

 

[Best of the 3]

Something like this:

"Welcome to the Escapist. The required weekly sacrifice is on Tuesday, mods come around every month or so to collect any leftover body parts, and psychotic episodes should be restricted to the weekend. Have fun!"

EDIT:

...and the basement!

If I spot a new user I welcome them, usually by mention of the basement

Wait a minute, I've never heard anything about this supposed basement. What is the basement?

You're better off not knowing. Trust me.

I've seen it, with my own eye.

All of those trolls, banished with the ban hammer. And ther leader, MaxtheReaper... the horror

THE HORROR!

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Something like this:

"Welcome to the Escapist. The required weekly sacrifice is on Tuesday, mods come around every month or so to collect any leftover body parts, and psychotic episodes should be restricted to the weekend. Have fun!"

EDIT:

...and the basement!

If I spot a new user I welcome them, usually by mention of the basement

Wait a minute, I've never heard anything about this supposed basement. What is the basement?

You're better off not knowing. Trust me.

I've seen it, with my own eye.

All of those trolls, banished with the ban hammer. And ther leader, MaxtheReaper... the horror

THE HORROR!

Which is why the mods need all those leftover body parts. Trolls will fight to the death over a nice femur.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

*shrugs* when I joined I didn't get any sort of greeting or goodwill lol. The first thread I started was 'greeted' with some guy making an ignorant comment without having read my whole post. Everything seems to have gone well from there though so i'm not complaining. All you guys are pretty friendly; even with the veteran users who have their little group of friends are nice.

I would like to marry all of you!

Or not...whatever.

 

[Serenegoose]

I can't really say I welcome people, no. Maybe I should! I'm a relatively new member here (despite my join date, I only really started posting in late august this year) but I guess it can't hurt.

 

[DJDarque]

Something like this:

"Welcome to the Escapist. The required weekly sacrifice is on Tuesday, mods come around every month or so to collect any leftover body parts, and psychotic episodes should be restricted to the weekend. Have fun!"

EDIT:

...and the basement!

If I spot a new user I welcome them, usually by mention of the basement

Wait a minute, I've never heard anything about this supposed basement. What is the basement?

You're better off not knowing. Trust me.

I've seen it, with my own eye.

All of those trolls, banished with the ban hammer. And ther leader, MaxtheReaper... the horror

THE HORROR!

Which is why the mods need all those leftover body parts. Trolls will fight to the death over a nice femur.

I think it's safe to say I get what the basement is now. Haha. Thanks.