The "what if" machine

[Sir Kemper]

What if real life fallowed the TF2 reality rules (i.e Headshots with anything other then a rifle doesen't instantly kill you, bullets can be shruged off, and being young, spry and witty and give you the ability to double jump, etc, etc)

I think this is what Team Fortess 2 was originally going to be like. See: Wolfenstein Enemy Territory. Not exactly realistic, but you see it coz' it's fun and free.

Yeah, I saw the orignal idea for it, All realitic and blocky.

EDIT: Disregard this, quoted the wrong person.

 

[A-Heart-Of-Gold]

What if the things in Doctor Who were real!?

 

[SextusMaximus]

What if anonymous used grammar?

"I say, old bean, I do believe your mother performed certain graphic acts of fornication with the neighbours dog."
"Oh, really, old fruit? Well, I have heard it said that you frequent Oscar Wildes house and invariably return somewhat bow-legged and disinclined to sit down!"

Thanks for that! Gave me a laugh

 

[Jack and Calumon]

What if Calumon was really here with me?

What if Duke Nukem Forever came out on time?

Calumon: What if everyone in The Escapist could accept me? :' (

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

What if the what-ifs were answered?

Or, on the off chance that they actually are going to be answered, at some point... ( )
What if I passed all my Uni subjects with flying colours?

 

[Quaxar]

Ooh, ooh, I have a question! What if Bender was giant?

You idiot. We already saw that!

PS: I hereby award you the title of greatest forum post ever on the interwebz

enjoy

Finally! In your face, Wernstrom!
Even I laughed at me when I wrote this post... but I guess i showed myself.

 

[RathWolf]

Ooh, ooh, I have a question! What if Bender was giant?

You idiot. We already saw that!

I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again.

 

[Spitfire]

Well I've always wanted to know what it would be like if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs had missed.
So...what if that thing I said?

Obviously some things would've turned out a bit differently with dinosaurs being around..

 

[xDarc]

What if I had stopped my brother from leaving the house a few years ago?

Guess that all depends on how inevitable or random whatever happened was. Maybe nothing.

Maybe if Hitler got into art school, failed horribly, ridiculed into a frenzy, he'd have been an even bigger asshole later in life- if you could imagine that. I could.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

What if the Caveman who first created fire shat themself in fear and never tried it again?

 

[Fenreil]

Ooh, ooh, I have a question! What if Bender was giant?

DAMMIT, Ninja'd.

What if I was a robot, instead of a human?

 

[Macgyvercas]

What if ABC hadn't been stupid and kept Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) on the air rather than cancelling it?

 

[Willis_D]

What if Thierry Henry had never preformed a handball during the World Cup qualifier against Ireland?

 

[Logic 0]

What if Twisted metal was real?

 

[firedfns13]

What if I had the money to go to U of I?

 

[DJude]

HEYYY, QUAXAR! Your doing it wrong, this isn't how this thread goes, i know because i was also on MyRes where this thread originated...

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

What if Calumon was really here with me?

What if Duke Nukem Forever came out on time?

Calumon: What if everyone in The Escapist could accept me? :' (

I accept you, Calumon!

also, world would be infinitely more awesome, provided it was anywhere near as good as 3d (which it should at least be 12 times, 'cause we be'es waitin'

 

[Prof.Wood]

I don't know whose turn it is so lets check the 'Who ask-machine'

 

[Robert632]

What if Futurama never existed?

 

[TheBoulder]

What if Star Trek was never made?