The world ends this Saturday...Wut do?

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OutcastBOS

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Sit on my ass in my underwear and watch TV, just like any normal day. Because that's what it'll be. It ain't gonna end! As it's no doubt been said before, we've been predicting it for years and failing at every turn.
 

Strain42

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Leave the house, go hang gliding, meet a nice girl who works at the coffee shop, get married and retire from your job as a secret agent cowboy and devote your life to your three pet Australian Shepards Samuel El and Jackson
 

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DJDarque said:
I will be at a Rammstein concert. Even if the world ends, it will just make it the best damn concert ever.
Damn man, so jealous. As for me, I shall celebrate his fail in my own way. By reminding my dad that the world was supposed to end and that it hasn't yet. Then we shall both have a laugh about it, then carry on with whatever we were doing at the time. Since it's a weekend, probably him playing Minecraft and me doing whatever on the 360.
 

gbemery

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Will God be mad if I decide to sleep in on the Rapture? I mean its the first Saturday in three months that I have had off. It's not like it's the end of the world....oh wait
 

Jason Danger Keyes

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The bible also says that the world won't end when people are expecting it, so every biblical doomsday prediction that ever has or will be made is wrong.

If the world does indeed end, it won't be for biblical reasons.
 

fulano

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I want for someone to interview that nutcase just after nothing happens. Would be awesome.
 

TheTim

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I know what i'd do, look at the search bar before posting something
but thats just me.
 

Mr Thin

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Aris Khandr said:

If enough people did that, it would be hilarious. Also, try to get people to give you the deed to their house/car/boat/whatever. They won't need it, right?
That is magnificent.

I was going to be all responsible and mature, and say we should not give these people the attention they clearly crave, but this...

this must be done.

We must all swallow our shame, walk into a sex store, and ask if we can buy half a dozen sex dolls for this express purpose.

We must do this... for the children.
 

SilentCom

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I won't be doing anything different because the world isn't going to end this saturday and even if it does, it doesn't matter what I would because I'd be dead.
 

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thelastgentleman said:
Alright so this guy is predicting the rapture to occur this Saturday May 21, 2011. The full story is here:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html

So basically do you agree? If not what are your plans to celebrate this fail?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.285260-Lets-all-play-a-Drinking-Game-on-Saturday
 

staika

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Dammit I'm supposed to go to a baseball game on Saturday and I got great seats too DAMN YOU RAPTURE!!

Oh well while the apocalyptic people are enjoying their nice end of the world ceremony I'll be enjoying a nice baseball game and will most likely forget about it until I come back on this site on Sunday and I guarantee there will be about 20 threads about how rapture didn't come and blady blady blah and then I'll be like "oh yeah the world was supposed to end yesterday, glad im still alive"
 

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thelastgentleman said:
Alright so this guy is predicting the rapture to occur this Saturday May 21, 2011. The full story is here:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html

So basically do you agree? If not what are your plans to celebrate this fail?
Rapture != End of World. That is slated for late October, schedule permitting.
 

vxicepickxv

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justjrandomuser said:
thelastgentleman said:
Alright so this guy is predicting the rapture to occur this Saturday May 21, 2011. The full story is here:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html

So basically do you agree? If not what are your plans to celebrate this fail?
Rapture != End of World. That is slated for late October, schedule permitting.
I looked at the schedule, and saw the math fail on it, so we're good.


I'm going to have a not Rapture party, or a Rapture party. I don't give a damn one way or the other, I'm going to party.