The world just got a little wierder.

[Jason Rayes]

This was on my 20th birthday.
Something that great happened even in my own country and I didnt notice.

Hmmm, I don't suppose you woke up the morning after your 20th minus a pet and with angry bikers at your door?

 

[Roggen Bread]

This was on my 20th birthday.
Something that great happened even in my own country and I didnt notice.

Hmmm, I don't suppose you woke up the morning after your 20th minus a pet and with angry bikers at your door?

Now you're mentioning it.

Only that my pet was still there, yet a little pissed, and the bikers were lying next to me in bed.

All 21 of them.

 

[Jason Rayes]

snip

On the plus side, at least I now know that a thrown puppy means "Party at Roggen's places" in German

 

[Tropicaz]

This is just so, so utterly bizzare. I love the 'After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.'
Not exactly a lightning getaway.

 

[Not Matt]

................ That's a real daredevil my friends. This guy has backbone. I don't agree with the puppy throwing though

 

[Pink Gregory]

This is just so, so utterly bizzare. I love the 'After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.'
Not exactly a lightning getaway.

Hello David Lynch?

Would you be interested in a sequel to 'The Straight Story'?

 

[K84]

Goddamn, where is Derrick when you need him?

*my favorite german krimi character, well...Tatort was pretty nifty too...*

 

[Poetic Nova]

article made me laugh, alot. Hope the puppy is ok though.

 

[EHKOS]

I was reading the article and then noticed the article at the side that shows off the new Corvette. Holy shit that looks nice, I love the tail light design...ahem, what were you saying?

 

[Sir Shockwave]

This news is actually pretty old. How old? Well...

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28361-this-is-all-your-fault-again

Skip to about 11:06. Puppies do not make good ordnance!

 

[TheAmazingHobo]

It happened in Bavaria.
I´m reasonably sure that this was not the weirdest thing the police had to deal with that week, nor the only one involving animals used as projectile weaponry.
Trust me, that´s where part of my family is from, I know.

how the hell do you escape on a bulldozer?

How do you NOT escape on a bulldozer ?

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Read this in work today, had to concentrate so hard to stop myself bursting into laughter.

The best bit about it is that it just keeps getting more bizarre the more you read.

 

[DoPo]

This news is actually pretty old. How old?

Two and a half years old. It says there on top of the article. It's four and a half months before the video you posted. Even Cracked [http://www.cracked.com/article_18646_the-5-most-insane-improvised-weapons-that-were-animals_p2.html] were more timely with their recognition of the deed.

 

[Roggen Bread]

snip

On the plus side, at least I now know that a thrown puppy means "Party at Roggen's places" in German

Oh, I'm sorry. I just took this for granted and didn't recognize this as an idiom.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I dunno about the rest of you, but personally I would not trust a bulldozer to get me away from a pack of large, hairy guys with motorbikes.

Oh hey, maybe that's why he threw the puppy, as a distraction. He was hoping that the bikers all secretly had hearts of gold like in the movies and would be too busy trying to help the puppy to give chase.

When you're inside a bulldozer, do you really need to be able to outrun anybody?

 

[Hazy992]

This sounds more like a mad lib than an actual news story. It wouldn't be much more far fetched if he'd escaped on a pterodactyl made of rainbows

 

[Sir Shockwave]

This news is actually pretty old. How old?

Two and a half years old. It says there on top of the article. It's four and a half months before the video you posted. Even Cracked [http://www.cracked.com/article_18646_the-5-most-insane-improvised-weapons-that-were-animals_p2.html] were more timely with their recognition of the deed.

Still kind of my point - old news is old X3

 

[lechat]

how the hell do you escape on a bulldozer?

How do you NOT escape on a bulldozer ?

have you ever driven a dozer before?
they max out at 20ish km an hour and take forever to get into. assuming it was already running and you could lock the doors the victims would have still had enough time to call a cab and catch up with the guy

 

[Erttheking]

How the Hell did they lose someone on a bulldozer? Pretty sure that you could catch up to the thing with a brisk walk.