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SamRatsbane

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"Haha, yeah. Public nudity. This is my fetish." Ribbon smiled lazily and nodded in a satisfied sort of way. She looked a little bit like Snoop Dogg, if you could picture Snoop Dogg as a short pale fat girl.
 

Saltarius

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"...Well, looks like my target and my job disappeared!"

She chuckled grimly, before going back to her dour demeanor.

"Not like I gave a fuck about it anyways. Consider me ex-Department. You. Ribbon, or whatever your Post-Writer called you. I'm working with you now. No arguments."
 

ShindoL Shill

Truely we are the Our Avatars XI
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"Okay, the nun's ran off. Someone mind explaining what just happened?" Cait asked as she removed various engine parts from the car.
 

SamRatsbane

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"Yeah, alright. Do you know how far we are from Xandus Capital? I guess if you wanna say I've got a "mission" or anything, it's figuring out how I wound up waking up in a field in a part of the world I've never been in before."
 

Drakmorg

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The cat didn't take terribly kindly to some woman it was unfamiliar with running up to it and trying to touch it. It hissed, accompanied by the sound of a deep-voiced woman saying, "BACK THE FUCK UP!", followed by the cat biting Maria's hand.
...Before she had vanished anyway.
The cat was blinded a bit longer than everyone else, on account of having dilated pupils at the time of the flash, and stumbled clumsily off the car hood.
 

Demonjazz

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The owner of the ice cream shop looked at everyone. "Any of you going to pay for the damage you did yet!"
 

Saltarius

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"...*****, I'm not a cartographer. Move your stump legs and fuckin' find it. Oh god, it feels good to not be regulated by a job-mandated swear counter. Fuckin' shit."

"Anyways, apparently the nun wanted to resist getting assassinated for being ugly."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I was referring to the bit before that. Y'know, where you knocked the ice cream shop through, brutally fucking this car in the process, and everyone started threatening everyone." Cait responded.
 

Outisakanobody

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The man caught the cat before it hit the ground. He then held it at arms length.

"I never threatened anyone." he pointed out to Cait. He didn't make any attempts at an explanation. He just felt that was an important fact to point out.
 

SamRatsbane

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"Y'know, dude... if your whole job spec's "being with me" now, you kind of suck at it." Ribbon frowned and rubbed her head. "What are we even doing in this town, like...? Okay, listen, roll-call." Ribbon cleared her throat. "Roll-call. Fuck. Listen, got a new job for you." Ribbon tugged on Bucellati's pant-leg. "I've never used an exclamation point before. Don't think I know how. Need you to shout "roll-call" for me, I dunno who's actually with me right now. Lot of plot-relevant-looking people showing up here just recently."
 

Saltarius

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"ROLL-CALL! SOUND OFF, HELENA, A.K.A., ZIPPERS!"

She sighed, sitting on the ground, making her head-level with Ribbon. Fuck, she was tall.

"Did your job, tubs."
 

SamRatsbane

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Ribbon chuckled. "You're making fun of me for my weight, but you're a grown-ass woman who quit her job so she could devote her days to following a little fat girl around and taking orders from her. You suck pretty hard, dude."
 

Demonjazz

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The Ice cream shop owner shouted at the group again "You still haven't payed for the damages yet!" Just then the man Iowa was doing business with took his chest. while Iowa he stood there with a briefcase of bills with him.
 

Saltarius

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"Fuck off, cankles. I will make fun of your weight proportionally to how much money I don't have."
 

Outisakanobody

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The man looked over at Ribbon and her new servant. He said nothing to them as he gave a -_- look.

"He was driving the car." he said while pointing at Lester.
 

SamRatsbane

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"Ah, eat my ass. I'll sit on you," Ribbon mumbled, making a wanking motion at the tall woman without looking at her. It only just now struck her that she didn't actually know "the tall woman"'s name. She didn't want to ask, because she didn't like her, and conducting civil discourse seemed counterproductive when they'd been doing such a good job acting like sociopaths to one another up until now.
 

Demonjazz

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"Yeah but he's unconscious. So somebody else has to pay.
Iowa tried to sneak away with his briefcase of money.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Uh... I'm Cait." the redhead said. "And I still don't really know what's going on."