The World (Player-Driven RP - free to join at any time)
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"I know, I know, I was pretty mean earlier, but I don't think there's any need for us to fight all the time. You and me can be best friends from now on, okay? We'll be nice to each other, and help each other out, and say nice things to lift each others' spirits." Ribbon smiled as sweetly as she could, and opened her arms for a hug.
The finely dressed man in a tophat and Steve who accompanied him earlier walked back to the group with a gift basket. "We don't get many tourists round here so we thought we'd make a good impression." The Sir said. Steve was holding his nose.
The cat sat gently down on the ground in front of Helena. "Hello there. I was hoping you might answer a few questions for me. I tried speaking to the garish oaf, but he ever so rudely brushed me off." The cat replied.
The kitten walked up to the man with the gift basket and pawed at his leg, curious about what he was holding in his hands.
The kitten walked up to the man with the gift basket and pawed at his leg, curious about what he was holding in his hands.
"How can you know those words, live in a city, and not know what a car is?" the man asked the cat.
"Ah, thanks, dude. Yeah, cool." Ribbon took the basket out of the Sir's hands. "Steve, dude, what happened? You get a nosebleed? Did somebody kick your ass?" Ribbon's expression took on a tone of mild concern. "Was it me? Listen, dude, I'm sorry if I did. I think you're alright, Steve." Ribbon's memory wasn't great at the best of times, and as far as she knew it was entirely possible that she'd cracked Steve in the face a couple of times with her elbows for some reason.
"... That cat just talked! Magic nuns, and talking cats in the same day! Why we are bound to get those cryptozologists to our town!... If only we actually had a news crew!" Steve said
The fancy man sat down the gift basket for the kitten. And looked at Ribbon. "... What are you talking about. And how did you know my name is Steve? Did my brother Steve tell you"
"I don't know this lady, Steve."
The fancy man sat down the gift basket for the kitten. And looked at Ribbon. "... What are you talking about. And how did you know my name is Steve? Did my brother Steve tell you"
"I don't know this lady, Steve."
The cat gave rise to a dignified chuckling sound. "Me? Live here? Oh heavens no! I simply... well for lack of better words, found myself here but a short while ago. I don't normally consort with primates, but I don't have many other options at the moment." It replied to green man.
Turning its attention back to Helena, the cat said, "Oh yes, excellent. Oh, and where are my manners? I am Queen Vepkhia, monarch of Family Felidae." The cat extended one leg out in front of itself while pushing its back legs against the ground in a gesture that could either be construed as a bow, or just stretching as cats often do. "Now, I was wondering if you could tell me what all this noisy ruckus was about."
The kitten curiously climbed into the gift basket and started examining its contents.
Turning its attention back to Helena, the cat said, "Oh yes, excellent. Oh, and where are my manners? I am Queen Vepkhia, monarch of Family Felidae." The cat extended one leg out in front of itself while pushing its back legs against the ground in a gesture that could either be construed as a bow, or just stretching as cats often do. "Now, I was wondering if you could tell me what all this noisy ruckus was about."
The kitten curiously climbed into the gift basket and started examining its contents.
"Ah, come on, dude. Steve, don't be weird. You and me are tight, you know that." Ribbon's memory really was a mystery of the universe. She couldn't remember anything from possibly the past week of her life, she might not be able to remember anything that had happened today by tomorrow, but for some reason there it was burned into her brain that she knew Steve, and that Steve was her dude.
"Listen, Steve, y'gotta clear something up for me. What's up with this town? Like, ah..." What are we doing here? didn't seem like a question either Steve or the mayor-looking fellow would be able to answer, but they had to be able to give Ribbon some direction. As is, she felt like she was just meandering, getting up to silly misdemeanors with Top Guy Lester and her BFF Helena. Maybe this dude wasn't a mayor, but he looked like he had some mayorly qualities about him, and mayors were real good at giving aimless young folks direction.
"Listen, Steve, y'gotta clear something up for me. What's up with this town? Like, ah..." What are we doing here? didn't seem like a question either Steve or the mayor-looking fellow would be able to answer, but they had to be able to give Ribbon some direction. As is, she felt like she was just meandering, getting up to silly misdemeanors with Top Guy Lester and her BFF Helena. Maybe this dude wasn't a mayor, but he looked like he had some mayorly qualities about him, and mayors were real good at giving aimless young folks direction.
The contents of the basket were some champagne, some movies, lots of fruit, frilly bath things. Steve with two clover leafs sewn on his shirt listened to the cat "You're a queen! Hey could you stay here so we can prove that this town has a talking queen cat!"
"I don't see what's so weird about this town. We're just following the founder's principles."
"I don't see what's so weird about this town. We're just following the founder's principles."
"Yeah, see, that's like... you're gonna have to explain that..." Ribbon yawned. She'd been up for almost two hours now, she was reaching her limit. "...You're gonna have to explain what all that means to my right-hand lady, uh, Tallizabeth. I'm goin' sleepy."
Ribbon shuffled back over to the car. Lester was still slumped out in the street. "Get out of the street, Lester. You can't sleep here," Ribbon muttered, really to herself. She grabbed Lester by the collar and dragged him over to what was left of his car. Ribbon opened the back door (which thereupon fell off its hinges and to the ground) and tried to deposit Lester in the back seat, but she was a very small, non-athletic girl and Lester was too heavy for her. Instead, she propped him in the doorway and then crawled over him and into the backseat. Positioning herself so she wouldn't have a crick in her neck when she woke up, Ribbon closed her eyes and put herself out.
Ribbon shuffled back over to the car. Lester was still slumped out in the street. "Get out of the street, Lester. You can't sleep here," Ribbon muttered, really to herself. She grabbed Lester by the collar and dragged him over to what was left of his car. Ribbon opened the back door (which thereupon fell off its hinges and to the ground) and tried to deposit Lester in the back seat, but she was a very small, non-athletic girl and Lester was too heavy for her. Instead, she propped him in the doorway and then crawled over him and into the backseat. Positioning herself so she wouldn't have a crick in her neck when she woke up, Ribbon closed her eyes and put herself out.
I'm going to bed now in real life. While I'm out, somebody do me a big favor and put together a list of everybody in the game and what they're doing. We've got like twelve players now, it's getting pretty hard to keep track of everybody.
"Hmm?" Vepkhia hummed for a moment in reply to the green man. "Oh, that's a simple explanation. My superior Royal Felid mind is communicating with all of yours in the method you all find easiest to comprehend. I actually don't even know what this 'English' is."
Vepkhia turned her attention to Steve. "I don't quite think so. I'm not really meant to exist in the kingdom of primates. Besides, I don't quite like it much here anyway."
The kitten found the tissue or straw or whatever the gift basket was stuffed with to keep the contents nestled gently inside far more engaging than anything else in it, and started biting and playing around with it.
Vepkhia turned her attention to Steve. "I don't quite think so. I'm not really meant to exist in the kingdom of primates. Besides, I don't quite like it much here anyway."
The kitten found the tissue or straw or whatever the gift basket was stuffed with to keep the contents nestled gently inside far more engaging than anything else in it, and started biting and playing around with it.
"... That's a pretty strange woman. Must have narcolepsy." Steve said to himself.
The green Steve looked disappointed by the cat, before his face perked up again "But you could be a star! Think about it! The only cat in the history of this world that knows the English language! All of the news crews will flock to see you! You can even open up trade with wondrous and amazing humans! You could sell us cute little cat souvenirs and balls of yarn!"
The green Steve looked disappointed by the cat, before his face perked up again "But you could be a star! Think about it! The only cat in the history of this world that knows the English language! All of the news crews will flock to see you! You can even open up trade with wondrous and amazing humans! You could sell us cute little cat souvenirs and balls of yarn!"
Iowa is buying his suit, Lester is unconscious, The two cats are talking to one of the Steves, Helena, and Outis's character, The nun is off somewhere, dirtmancer is also somewhere.