The worlds most immaterial criticisms.

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Pink Gregory

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Johnny Novgorod said:
Yahtzee criticized Arkham Asylum for its box art. Can't get more immaterial than that.
To be fair he pointed out in a self-deprecating fashion that it was something like the pettiest criticism he's ever made.

No, I didn't need to watch the video to remember that.

Huh.

I remember reading a negative metacritic review for Civilization V (a really, REALLY radge-y one) that complained about the fact that the player no longer has to build boats to send civilian units across the ocean. Of all the criticisms you could make of Civ V (and I'm sure someone will be swift to remind me of them), you chose that? Really?
 

Adeptus Aspartem

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Piorn said:
How you "can't die" in Prince of Persia 2007.
You have a platforming sequence, and when you fail, you start that sequence from the beginning, without a game over screen.
You know what other game did the exact same thing? Super Meat Boy. And nobody criticized THAT for "not dying".
The funniest part is: You can't die in videogames anyway. Theres no diffrence between reloading your last save... and let the game do it for you.
 

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Adeptus Aspartem said:
Piorn said:
How you "can't die" in Prince of Persia 2007.
You have a platforming sequence, and when you fail, you start that sequence from the beginning, without a game over screen.
You know what other game did the exact same thing? Super Meat Boy. And nobody criticized THAT for "not dying".
The funniest part is: You can't die in videogames anyway. Theres no diffrence between reloading your last save... and let the game do it for you.
Exactly, it's arguing about semantics.
 

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Imre Csete said:
Maybe that's why it worked, the alien computer infrastructure couldn't deal with the human program language and went FUBAR because of that. Like putting a PS2 DVD into a PC makes it explode. :)
Meh in our PC it would at most send an error message, would be odd that it cause a complete crash of the system
 

RandV80

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Tywin Lannister is supposed to have a shaved head and a pair of mighty golden chops, damnit!
 

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Imre Csete said:
Talvrae said:
maconlon439 said:
What I think is an immaterial criticism is the people who complain that the plan that beats the aliens in the movie Independence Day would not have worked since the aliens should have Anti-Virus software. A computer can have the best anti-virus software in the world and still be susceptible to certain viruses if the virus is not listed in the softwares virus definitions. In that case the software could not tell that the virus is a virus instead of a legit program. In the movie, Levinson had access to the alien technology in the form of the craft from Area 51. Therefore, it would not be impossible for him to come up with a virus that the alien computers were susceptible to.
Sure... but here its, more the fact that the langage of the virus would not even be recognised by the alien computers, and would be unable to read it, even less execute it and get infected by it
Maybe that's why it worked, the alien computer infrastructure couldn't deal with the human program language and went FUBAR because of that. Like putting a PS2 DVD into a PC makes it explode. :)
That doesn't happen though, the virus does only one thing, the one thing it was specifically designed to do; disable all the shields. It doesn't affect the drives systems, power generators, life support, weapons, nothing but the shields. That's oddly specific coding for a guy who can't read alien, nor has ever seen an alien computer, built by a race that is at best several thousand years more advanced than us.

That'd be like me going up to a jet fighter and knowing exactly where the targetting computer is and ripping it out without breaking any other systems.