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BloatedGuppy

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Here's a shout out for all the Nick Cage fans in this thread:


And yeah, he's crossed the threshold into "So awful it's strangely brilliant" on numerous occasions.
 

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DugMachine said:
Ashton Kutcher's acting hurts me, like, right in my soul man. As for female... uh the chick that costarred with him in Friends with Benefits or No strings Attached. Whatever the fuck it was called
Jazoni89 said:
Mila Kunis prehaps...?

The only film I've seen her in is Forgetting Sarah Marshall, so I'm not really sure about her acting integrity to be honest.
If it's the film with Ashton Kutcher, it's No Strings Attached, and his co-star was the talented Natalie Portman...
Friends With Benefits starred Justin Timberlake, acting alongside Mila Kunis. It was a very funny film and Kunis has some acting ability as well as being smoking hot.
 

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BloatedGuppy said:
Here's a shout out for all the Nick Cage fans in this thread:


And yeah, he's crossed the threshold into "So awful it's strangely brilliant" on numerous occasions.
Nick Cage is basically the Vincent Price of today. He is either absolutely brilliant or so over the top he makes whatever he is in somewhat enjoyable.
 

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DevilWithaHalo said:
You mean the one where he plays a slightly eccentric but emotionally distant lone ranger do to unfortunate circumstance in back-story who gets coincidentally roped into a noble pursuit where his actions secure the well being and emotional growth of supporting characters under his unlikely tutelage where he learns just as much from them? Because that's ALL of them!
I'm keeping the formula for the moment...
Axolotl said:
No I mean the one where he plays a simle-minded yet lovable criminal who upon finding out that he can't have a child with his wife, goes out to kidnap a baby.
Eccentric? Check; he's a criminal looking for love kidnapping a baby. Emotionally distant before of back story? Check; his criminal past prevents him from legally adopting. Noble pursuit? Check; he's just trying to raise a family. Emotional growth of characters? Check; his wife realizes the errors of ruining another family just to have their own. Learned as much? Check; he tried to avoid returning to his criminal way of life.
Axolotl said:
Or how about the one where he plays the Elvis-loving semi-psychotic convict that travels America with his girlfriend listening to rock music and being chased by the messed up assasins ever seen in a film.
Not personally familiar with this work... looking up IMDB... Wild at Heart? I just read the synopsis on Wiki, and yah, I could paint the same picture with the same formula.
Axolotl said:
You know, his good films.
A good film doesn't excuse bad acting. And bad films can have better acting then they deserve.
axlryder said:
Bad Lieutenant, Adaptation, Face Off, Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas, Honeymoon in Vegas, The Rock, etc. The dude is pretty varied.
Wow... really? I'll just run some things off the top of my head... (*The Bad Lieutenant*, Bad Lieutenant is a completely different movie)

Slightly Eccentric: Target obsession, Chemical Super Freak, Elvis impersonator, etc.
Assorted Past: Criminal history, sons death, back injury, etc.
Emotionally Distant: drug infused romance, melancholic depression, etc.
Coincidentally roped: only one who knows how to act as criminal to find location of bomb, only one who understands chemical composition, etc
Noble pursuit: saves people, saves people again, wants family, etc.
Supporting Characters well being and development: makes up with mother, Mason gets a clean slate with his daughter, etc.
He learns just as much: how to be a man, how to be a father, gets over his depression, he sobers up, etc.

Now granted, you could potentially write a formula for every type cast actor, and that's the problem. I don't like type cast actors, unless they are excessively good at what they do. Cage is not, and his type irritates me to no end. Just as Jack Black's type irritates me as does Marky Mark.

If you want to see actors capable of varied roles; look at Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks.
 

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DevilWithaHalo said:
DevilWithaHalo said:
You mean the one where he plays a slightly eccentric but emotionally distant lone ranger do to unfortunate circumstance in back-story who gets coincidentally roped into a noble pursuit where his actions secure the well being and emotional growth of supporting characters under his unlikely tutelage where he learns just as much from them? Because that's ALL of them!
I'm keeping the formula for the moment...
Axolotl said:
No I mean the one where he plays a simle-minded yet lovable criminal who upon finding out that he can't have a child with his wife, goes out to kidnap a baby.
Eccentric? Check; he's a criminal looking for love kidnapping a baby. Emotionally distant before of back story? Check; his criminal past prevents him from legally adopting. Noble pursuit? Check; he's just trying to raise a family. Emotional growth of characters? Check; his wife realizes the errors of ruining another family just to have their own. Learned as much? Check; he tried to avoid returning to his criminal way of life.
Axolotl said:
Or how about the one where he plays the Elvis-loving semi-psychotic convict that travels America with his girlfriend listening to rock music and being chased by the messed up assasins ever seen in a film.
Not personally familiar with this work... looking up IMDB... Wild at Heart? I just read the synopsis on Wiki, and yah, I could paint the same picture with the same formula.
Axolotl said:
You know, his good films.
A good film doesn't excuse bad acting. And bad films can have better acting then they deserve.
axlryder said:
Bad Lieutenant, Adaptation, Face Off, Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas, Honeymoon in Vegas, The Rock, etc. The dude is pretty varied.
Wow... really? I'll just run some things off the top of my head... (*The Bad Lieutenant*, Bad Lieutenant is a completely different movie)

Slightly Eccentric: Target obsession, Chemical Super Freak, Elvis impersonator, etc.
Assorted Past: Criminal history, sons death, back injury, etc.
Emotionally Distant: drug infused romance, melancholic depression, etc.
Coincidentally roped: only one who knows how to act as criminal to find location of bomb, only one who understands chemical composition, etc
Noble pursuit: saves people, saves people again, wants family, etc.
Supporting Characters well being and development: makes up with mother, Mason gets a clean slate with his daughter, etc.
He learns just as much: how to be a man, how to be a father, gets over his depression, he sobers up, etc.

Now granted, you could potentially write a formula for every type cast actor, and that's the problem. I don't like type cast actors, unless they are excessively good at what they do. Cage is not, and his type irritates me to no end. Just as Jack Black's type irritates me as does Marky Mark.

If you want to see actors capable of varied roles; look at Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks.
You're only including a few of those elements for each of the movies. Please explain to me how ALL of those films fit your rather specific formula. What's more, he has fairly a different personality in each of those films. Heck, in Face Off and Adaptation he plays two different characters (sort of) in each movie. It sounds more like you're just trying to shoehorn those films in to meet your own preconceived notions. I'll give you the eccentric bit (though I'd say it varies beyond just slightly), as he does tend to have eccentricities in most films he plays in. However, given that those eccentricities and the way they're portrayed vary significantly from character to character, it's not as though that's the most damning thing that could be said about an actor.
 

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Keanu Reeves. It's kind of fitting that his most famous role is in a late 90s movie set in a computer generated world, because he's about as animated and expressive as a late 90s video game character.
 

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DevilWithaHalo said:
Eccentric? Check; he's a criminal looking for love kidnapping a baby. Emotionally distant before of back story? Check; his criminal past prevents him from legally adopting. Noble pursuit? Check; he's just trying to raise a family. Emotional growth of characters? Check; his wife realizes the errors of ruining another family just to have their own. Learned as much? Check; he tried to avoid returning to his criminal way of life.
Except he isn't emotionally distant, he isn't fighting for a noble causing, he's stealing a baby. Yes the movie has character growth, most good films do.


Axolotl said:
Or how about the one where he plays the Elvis-loving semi-psychotic convict that travels America with his girlfriend listening to rock music and being chased by the messed up assasins ever seen in a film.
Not personally familiar with this work... looking up IMDB... Wild at Heart? I just read the synopsis on Wiki, and yah, I could paint the same picture with the same formula.
You're accuseing a David Lynch film of being formula?
Axolotl said:
You know, his good films.
A good film doesn't excuse bad acting. And bad films can have better acting then they deserve.
Except he doesn't act badly, his performances help define Raising Arizona and Wild at Heart. And these are films by the Coen Brothers and David Lynch, some of the best directors to ever work in Hollywood.
 

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Male- Dane Cook.
I like him as a comedian but as an actor he and his movies need to be thrown off a mountain. I'm looking at you Good Luck Chuck. Waiting was the only thing that's decent, and maybe Employee of the Month on a good day.

Female- Sandra Bullock.
I can't stand her, not one bit. Everything she's in just makes me want to tear my own face off. Specifically All About Steve. Fuck you Bullock, I want that two hours back.
 

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Tartarga said:
Male- Dane Cook.
I like him as a comedian but as an actor he and his movies need to be thrown off a mountain. I'm looking at you Good Luck Chuck. Waiting was the only thing that's decent, and maybe Employee of the Month on a good day.

Female- Sandra Bullock.
I can't stand her, not one bit. Everything she's in just makes me want to tear my own face off. Specifically All About Steve. Fuck you Bullock, I want that two hours back.
To be fair, that movie was EXCEPTIONALLY bad when compared to most of her other films.
 

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Jason Statham

He can only play one role; Jason Statham.
The role is awesome but tiring
 

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I'm sure he's already been mentioned at least once already...but Tom Cruise. :p
 

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BloatedGuppy said:
Here's a shout out for all the Nick Cage fans in this thread:


And yeah, he's crossed the threshold into "So awful it's strangely brilliant" on numerous occasions.
100% unaldulterated lulz... Nick isn't a bad actor, he just doesn't give a fuck haha. If you want OTT crazy there's few better...

OT:

I'd go for Mark Wahlburg unless he happens to be portraying a brick wall.

Kristen Stewart unless she happens to be portraying a brick wall pretending to be another brick wall...
 

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RJ 17 said:
I'm sure he's already been mentioned at least once already...but Tom Cruise. :p
Are you confusing real life Tom Cruise with on-screen Tom Cruise?

He's a great actor. Name three films he has been truly awful in...
 

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EeveeElectro said:
If anyone says Nicholas Cage I'll punch you!!! He's the greatest actor of all time, I love him.
Yes, but on the other hand he is so great it all goes around and he reaches bad again.
 

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Sixcess said:
Keanu Reeves. It's kind of fitting that his most famous role is in a late 90s movie set in a computer generated world, because he's about as animated and expressive as a late 90s video game character.
That is kind of fiting. I think he only has one character, which is "dude relaxed but not really grasping all the weird shit around him", which is pretty appropiate in Matrix 1. In the other movies, on the other hand...

Anyway, I don't think he is good, but he is nowhere near the worst.
 

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Uhm, yeah, Steven Seagal beats 99% of the choices here.

Seriously; Micheal Cera, Shia LaBeouf, Keanu Reeves?

No, even Arnold Schwarzenegger can't match the shittiness of Seagal. Maybe Orlando Bloom could, but only by a slight margin.
 

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Raven said:
RJ 17 said:
I'm sure he's already been mentioned at least once already...but Tom Cruise. :p
Are you confusing real life Tom Cruise with on-screen Tom Cruise?

He's a great actor. Name three films he has been truly awful in...
Let's see....

Mission Impossible.

Mission Impossible 2.

Mission Impossible 3.

:p That wasn't too hard.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Uhm, yeah, Steven Seagal beats 99% of the choices here.
To be fair, the OP did specify to "avoid citing B-movie actors," which is probably why Seagal wasn't mentioned. ;)