SlyderEST said:Unless you come up with some solid proof, I'm not convinced. You put your birthdate as 13. July 1993, if you don't remember.PayJ567 said:I was an SAS pilot and we got shot down by Somali pirates and I crash landed into the ocean.
I swam onto a 4inch by 12 inch rock and perched on top of it for 18 months, the cramp I had when they rescued me was ridiculous.
And in the SAS they train you how to go up to 2 years without food. It's a military secret so I can't tell you.
Corpse XxX said:Somehow i feel that you are full of bollocks..PayJ567 said:My worst time ever was when I was stranded on a rock for 18 months with nothing but a sock and a leather hand bag that used to belong to my daughter.
Worst 18 months ever, I mean this rock didn't even have fresh water so I had to drink nothing but sea water for 18 months. Bad times people bad times.
Living 18 months without freshwater would kill you no doubt..
You would die from dehydration, before starvation go to you..
Some people need to lighten up, it's a joke!Lilani said:No, no. That's a load of shit, and you know it. Look it up anywhere: salt water cannot nourish you. It has way more salt than your body can metabolize. It dehydrates you faster than it hydrates you. It's impossible to live on straight seawater. So unless you were able to pull a decanter out of your ass too, you wouldn't have lived more than three or four days.PayJ567 said:I've already explained the military can train you to last 2 years without food and I drunk nothing but salt water.
OP: Did you piss of a witch or something?
That's a ridiculous amount of bad luck!
My worst time was probably October of 2005. I attened 3 funerals, one of which was for a baby. Fuck it sucked. What made it worse was me and my whole family had to watch one of them die slowly over a few months due to cancer.