Can you even buy it in Australia? I have never seen it for sale here. The only times I ever see it is in other country's representations of Australia and ads in 80's footy flashbacks.BigDeadMushy said:
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You can still get it in Australia. You'll have to go to a Dan Murphys or something to find it though. As you can imagine they don't sell much. I reckon it tastes really similar to Crownies.Keepitclean said:
I had quite a few ideas in my head, most notable Miller High-Life, Coors Light, Budweiser, they all taste like piss. But the only beer I've ever had that I couldn't finish was a Blue Moon. It tasted like they took hops, and sprinkled it with potpourri, and then let it steep in a kettle. It was like drinking a vase of flowers. I'm not a beer snob, and I usually don't drink it, but I like it to taste like beer, not flowers. Now beers I do like, I'll have a Guinness, Baltika 9, Hefeweizen, or a Newcastle Brown.
And to quote Monty Python: American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
And to quote Monty Python: American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
I normally won't quote before reading an entire thread, but wow. I fucking love Red Stripe, and I've sample many a brew in my day. When it comes to mass market brews nothing compares. It makes me wonder what they do like.mojodamm said:
On topic, worst beer would be Classic Ice. But it's so cheap and so for alcoholics only that I don't really think it counts. Of beers drunk by normal people I hate Bud Light the most. Coors Light tastes like water, Miller Light tastes like piss, but Bud Light brings it all together by tasting like piss water.
I think the 'worst' brew is purely subjective. That being said...
There is a small brewing company in southern California that brews Arrogant Bastard Ale. You probably won?t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory?maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it?s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beverage will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make things taste better. Perhaps you?re mouthing your words as you read this. (Copypasta from their site)
In all honesty, the stuff is very hit-or-miss, and it'll be some time before I try it again. Tasted like beer brewed from grapefruits. Will practically invert your face after the first sip.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, there's Belhaven Scottish Ale and Shiner Bock, my babies.
There is a small brewing company in southern California that brews Arrogant Bastard Ale. You probably won?t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory?maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it?s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beverage will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make things taste better. Perhaps you?re mouthing your words as you read this. (Copypasta from their site)
In all honesty, the stuff is very hit-or-miss, and it'll be some time before I try it again. Tasted like beer brewed from grapefruits. Will practically invert your face after the first sip.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, there's Belhaven Scottish Ale and Shiner Bock, my babies.
Beer. In general. It doesn't taste good at all.
But as an Australian, I gotta say it's a tie between Forsters and Victorian Bitter.
Do not believe the stereotype that Australians like Forsters. It was a joke for the Australian audience in a Dundee movie. It tastes like piss.
But as an Australian, I gotta say it's a tie between Forsters and Victorian Bitter.
Do not believe the stereotype that Australians like Forsters. It was a joke for the Australian audience in a Dundee movie. It tastes like piss.
You seem to imply that offering bad beer is better than offering nothing. I wouldn't really say that. As I also said, it's pretty objective fact that Corona is bad beer, so it's not like I'm the weird one for not liking it. Besides all of that, they're my parents, not really "hosts". If I went to an acquaintance's house, I'd probably say no thanks or just force it down.BaronFelX said:
The worst I've had is a pint I had last night. Black Sheep Ale. It was god awful.
Now I know some people on here really love Black Sheep, but before you bite my head off I actually love Black Sheep, and it's one of my favourites. I don't know why (maybe the lines needed cleaning), but that pint was absolutely terrible. I took one drink, and nearly spat it out again. I just stuck to bottled drinks the rest of the night.
Now I know some people on here really love Black Sheep, but before you bite my head off I actually love Black Sheep, and it's one of my favourites. I don't know why (maybe the lines needed cleaning), but that pint was absolutely terrible. I took one drink, and nearly spat it out again. I just stuck to bottled drinks the rest of the night.
Budweiser, Carling and Carlsberg are probably the worst tasting lagers I've ever had, but then again all lagers taste disgusting if you ask me. Worst tasting beer I've ever tried is probably Bombadier.
Hoegaarden, a Belgian beer I've tried once, was the most disgusting beer I've ever tried.
Sofiero Guld(Swedish beer) comes in on a close second. It tastes like spit and glue... It's cheap though!
Sofiero Guld(Swedish beer) comes in on a close second. It tastes like spit and glue... It's cheap though!
The worst beer i've tried is some cheap beer my friends found called Skol.
tasted like cheap ass.
tasted like cheap ass.
First, please take note that I only regard bevereges as beer when they are brewed arcording to the German purity law. That said, Sternberger, a small regional brand in Pommerania tastes like crap.
I am reminded of the messages on the side of Brew Dog beers-
"This is not a lowest common denominator beer.
This is an aggressive beer.
We don't care if you don't like it.
We do not merely aspire to the proclaimed heady heights of conformity through neutrality and blandness.
It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to appreciate the depth, character and quality of this premium craft brewed beer.
You probably don't even care that this rebellious little beer contains no preservatives or additives and uses only the finest fresh natural ingredients.
Just go back to drinking your mass marketed, bland, cheaply made watered down lager, and close the door behind you.
BrewDog: Beer for Punks.
BrewDog is about breaking rules, taking risks, upsetting trends and unsettling institutions but first and foremost, great tasting beer."
I agree that the "worst" beer is not always the cheapest beer, certainly pints of ale sit far down in the price stakes from a pint of goddamn Coors Light or Budweiser. I'm always so happy to go to ale festivals and see that American beers are not always watered down piss.
On a tangent- my friend swears that Duvel is the worst beer ever. Not due to quality, but the fact that after drinking 2 HUGE bottles of it, he vomited so hard the blood vessels in his face exploded. RESPECT DUVEL.
"This is not a lowest common denominator beer.
This is an aggressive beer.
We don't care if you don't like it.
We do not merely aspire to the proclaimed heady heights of conformity through neutrality and blandness.
It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to appreciate the depth, character and quality of this premium craft brewed beer.
You probably don't even care that this rebellious little beer contains no preservatives or additives and uses only the finest fresh natural ingredients.
Just go back to drinking your mass marketed, bland, cheaply made watered down lager, and close the door behind you.
BrewDog: Beer for Punks.
BrewDog is about breaking rules, taking risks, upsetting trends and unsettling institutions but first and foremost, great tasting beer."
I agree that the "worst" beer is not always the cheapest beer, certainly pints of ale sit far down in the price stakes from a pint of goddamn Coors Light or Budweiser. I'm always so happy to go to ale festivals and see that American beers are not always watered down piss.
On a tangent- my friend swears that Duvel is the worst beer ever. Not due to quality, but the fact that after drinking 2 HUGE bottles of it, he vomited so hard the blood vessels in his face exploded. RESPECT DUVEL.
Natural Light or Nasty Light as I like to call it is the worst beer ever. Its the cheap version of Bud its like Bud Light but 10x worse...It tastes like what you would imagine carbonated piss to taste like and its cheap so everyone of my college friends used to get it. I stuck with liquor personally till they moved on to Bud light, which is not much better but compared to this watered down cat piss of a beer its a huge step up which is saying something...