The worst case scenario.

[ejb626]

Being kidnapped and forced to participate in a death match

 

[Hazy]

Bacon is gone.

All of it.

 

[Kollega]

Being kidnapped and forced to participate in a death match.

Definetly in the first five of worst things that could reasonably happen.

Worst thing, period: comedy, laugh, and everything related getting outlawed and punished with death. That would suck even more.

 

[HellbirdIV]

New ice age. I can hardly even deal with the fucking winter!

 

[Blackdoom]

Bacon is gone.

All of it.

If that happens there would be mass suicides.

 

[Marmalade]

Eaten alive.

I just hate the thought of being eaten alive...

 

[ribonuge]

All plants become carniverous.

 

[Dorian]

For me?
I'm dead. [/New Orleans accent]

For the world in general?
A travelling pack of meteors circling the planet which fires sentient rocks onto the surface, thus giving all the dormant rocks on Earth sentient-ness, and the planet itself is out to kill us.

And all because the meteors were BORED.

 

[Koeryn]

Bacon is gone.

All of it.

Wow. There really is nothing worse...

 

[Ben Jamin]

Everyone on Earth spontaneously turns into Jack Thompson.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Bacon is gone.

All of it.

Wow. There really is nothing worse...

What if the pancakes followed suite?

 

[Xeros]

Flesh-eating virus epidemic.

 

[Chechosaurus]

You get a tangerine stuck up your anus and you don't know how it happened. The only way to get it out is to go to hospital - Imagine trying to explain that to the nurse.

 

[tomtom94]

that the world was ruled by heartless monsters that only seek their own personal gain....wait a minute!!!!

I c wut u did thar

I said earlier Jeremy Kyle becoming Prime Minister, but I have a new one: Bush Jr getting a position of any political power at all.

 

[ScarlettRage]

Twilight becomes a TV series.

Let it haunt your nightmares!

Bacon is gone.

All of it.

Jonas Brothers win Band Of The Year award.

New ice age. I can hardly even deal with the fucking winter!

ALL MY WORSE NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!

another one would have to be if they took Hitler's DNA and cloned him...
either that or miley cyrus...
EDIT the world only needs none...

 

[ZombieGenesis]

George Bush Jr. Jr.

 

[Freshman]

Starcraft 2 and duke nukem finally came out... on the same day

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Stubbing my big toe, could you imagine that. Awwful.

I LOLed.

Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers doing a tour of Australia.
*shudder*

 

[Hazy]

Bacon is gone.

All of it.

Wow. There really is nothing worse...

What if the pancakes followed suite?

We contain Cracker Barrel and every other franchise that provides pancakes.

And then.. We wait.

 

[Marlun_42]

The coin flip ends up tails.

I know it doesn't seem like much, but trust me. The situation is really complicated and involves a mongoose and power drill.