The Worst character ever

[Gestapo Hunter]

I have never met a character in a game that i hate this much. Now in the past i wouldn't like character for things like bad voice acting or you know those NPC in escort mission. But the reason i hate this guy is more like moral outrage then anything else.

the guy is jaylor from Chronicles of Riddick, i mean the shit that spews out of his mouth would make any sane guy sick. Ill give the developers props for making a NPC like that for there isnt a lot of character that can piss me off so much like this guy,and i think that whats makes a good character in any game, it just take work to make gamers hate a NPC out of his action then bad programming

 

[Shapsters]

Wait, do you hate the character because he is like a bad guy, or because of the voice actor? I'm confused.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

I laughed at "moral outrage."
As long as he's not being a dick to me, I like it when characters are evil.

there really no other words i can use lol, but i wanted to end this guy life ASAP

 

[EzraPound]

The Tinman in the Wizard of Oz for SNES. Can't jump or duck.

 

[dwightsteel]

Your partner in RE5. She's a joke.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

Your partner in RE5. She's a joke.

thank god theres somebody else that hates her, i flt like i can do a better job without her

 

[rossatdi]

Your partner in RE5. She's a joke.

I've found she's almost bearable with an infinite magnum and set on 'attack'. She will then however spend ten minute hoovering pick ups when you're trying to reduce your run time. She tends to be pretty accurate with it and the one-shotting saves a lot of hassle.

This is all until you get to a boss.

 

[Typhusoid]

How could it not be the Adoring Fan?

 

[Crowser]

Rufus from SFIV

Who came up with that character model?

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Thinking back, even in 1996 I found Duke Nukem to be an unimaginative creation. 3dRealms banked his popularity entirely on immature tweens that thought the ability to make a stripper "shake it" was badass because they couldn't do it themselves. I'm sure some game designers just got together at lunch and asked...

"So young boys are our biggest demographic. What do they like?"

"Well when I was a young boy I liked stuff I wasn't supposed to have or see. Even if it was crap."

"Well what's popular nowadays in our heroes?"

"Well ridiculously huge steroid enhanced muscles. Oil them up too."

"Big guns that include parts that don't even make sense."

"Sunglasses"

"Low soft voices."

"John Carpenter and Bruce Campbell movies."

So they pieced together a character from parts of 90's action heroes, a Clint Eastwood impersonation and lines stolen from the Evil Dead series and John Carpenter's Them. It's so sad to see that there are still fans who await Duke Nukem Never as second coming when the the exalted Duke3D was just Doom with the ability to take a piss and see some boobies.

It was fun when I was eight but there are far more palatable things to our tastebuds right now. I might as well blow eight bucks on some Lunchables.

 

[Beltom]

That Wood Elf in Morrowind who ask you for increasingly large amounts of money then gets annoyed when you don't have a million even if you do. First time I saw him i thought I'd get something good for all my money, but instead he just attacks me the next day. Granted you can get his armour if you kill him, but when your level 7 that's not that easy to do.

 

[Bob_Marley42]

Klaus.

He never drove as fast as he could have.

 

[Xerosch]

The stupid brownhaired chick from Star Ocean 3. How would she look in real life???

And I hate, hate, HATE Brucie from GTA4.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Chu-Chu from Xenogears.

Most satisfying thing ever, which even made up for the wallbanging of the rest of the scene*, was when they crucified the little shit.


* Apparently, crucifixion is a problem for a giant robot. For fuck's sake, why do people like this game?

 

[ironmace2.0]

the adoring fan from oblivon hes so annoying but hes fun to kill unless you use that spell that turns him into a super powerd ninja...Then he tries to kill you

 

[Kermi]

Moira from Fallout 3. She's just so freakin' chirpy, and thanks to the lame character models her face was always a slab of dead meat with eyes like bulletholes in a refrigerator.
AND THEN, you go ahead and nuke Megaton thinking "well, she's done for now". But she isn't, is she? Noooo, she's a ghoul now and will probably live for another eight hundred years.
Thank god you die at the end of the game.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Moira from Fallout 3. She's just so freakin' chirpy, and thanks to the lame character models her face was always a slab of dead meat with eyes like bulletholes in a refrigerator.
AND THEN, you go ahead and nuke Megaton thinking "well, she's done for now". But she isn't, is she? Noooo, she's a ghoul now and will probably live for another eight hundred years.
Thank god you die at the end of the game.

Agreed, and the rewards she gave you for her missions were outrageous. She might as well have told me to kill God with my bare hands and awarded me peanuts when I achieve the feat. That hokey voice of hers actually made me mute the game several times.

Anyway, I would like to induct more deserving characters to our Hall of Shame.

The Mortal Kombat series went dead in the water with their transition to 3D. And with that came some of the most lame and unimaginative bosses ever.

-Shinnok- A boring Satan archetype who wants revenge on the pantheon of Elder Gods. All his moves are stolen from Shang Tsung, a boss people actually like. Oh wait, unlike Shang Tsung he can only copy other people's moves and not morph into their persona...EVEN LAMER!
The Dragon King- Some Deus Ex Machina villain that everyone knew of but came absolutely out of nowhere. Wait... it didn't come out of nowhere, it came from Ed Boon's ass. He is ugly, purple and looks like something drawn by an eight year old whose imagination was built entirely on the foundation of Todd McFarlane comics.
Blaze- You knew something was wrong with the series when the new archvillain has a name a lame as Blaze and is simply an elemental villain. I tend to dislike elemental based characters on principal but this one is just one molten pile of shit.

I mean come on they started with the awesome Goro, an enormous dragon and man hyrbid who has four arms ready to tear you four new ones. They had Shang Tsung who was a sorcerer who once fought on the side of good, has lived for thousands of years and steals souls to live and gain power. Then came the previously behind the scenes Emperor (taking a page from Star Wars) Shao Kahn whose cheap moves in MK3 made me break a PS1 controller in anger. Now those are cool characters!

In retrospect, it seems as if Akklaim commited some twisted form of dark magic with their famed series. Some fucked up alchemy where the developers transmuted gold into shit.