Meet the Spartans. Unfunny pop-culture and movie references that seemed to be trying really really hard to make fun of ANYTHING BUT the movie it was actually supposed to be parodying. Even less funny jokes that resorted to cheap and nasty toilet humor and offensive references to real life people, which only work if the jokes are relevant, well-timed and coming from good actors playing likable characters, which brings me on to point 3... there was absolutely nothing to like about anything in it.
Avatar wasn't completely horrible but it did piss me off for 3 reasons:
1) 3D DOES NOT WORK! No, don't even try. I don't care how good the quality of the 3D is. 3D will always be an annoying gimmick that only detracts from the content of the actual story and completely ruins all sense of immersion, which is exactly the opposite of what it is supposed to do.
2) The story was not only unoriginal, but also came across as REALLY hypocritical when you combine the whole environmentalist message with how the film was made using tons of money that could have mostly been given to charity if James Cameron had just dropped the fucking 3D, and how the films main sponsor was McDonald's.
3) Who. The. Fuck. Thought. The. Name. Unobtainium. Was. A. Good. Idea!
Ratatouille (not sure if I got the spelling) wasn't bad at all, but it does stick in my mind because I expected a lot better from the Pixar I know and love.
Oh, and the 3 Twilight movies have been almost without fail the3 most consistently wretched franchise I have ever been introduced to. I won't list the reason because you will have heard it all before, I could go on for hours and the mods would probably ban me for my consitent use of foul language and caps.
