The worst films you have ever seen
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Skyline.
Nothing redeemable. The effects were bad, the acting sucked, the story was terrible, the characters were unlikeable, and there were moments in it that made me want to rip my seat from the ground and throw it at the screen.
I hated that movie so much...
Nothing redeemable. The effects were bad, the acting sucked, the story was terrible, the characters were unlikeable, and there were moments in it that made me want to rip my seat from the ground and throw it at the screen.
I hated that movie so much...
I will. It was a terrible movie in every respect regardless, but if you're a fan of the show it was also an INCREDIBLE insult, like watching that guy you hate (you know the one) bang your mom then slapping you in the face with his dick afterward.ZeroMachine said:
American Pie
When the first came out my friend brought over his VHS copy. I thought it was just incredibly stupid and forced him to remove it from my VHS player before I smash it.
I've seen so many just plain bad movies that my brain is swirling them all around in my head and I can't really grasp a couple to list.
Ah ha. Let me throw down the AVP movies. I loved the comics and was an avid reader of almost everything Aliens, Predator and both. The movies were just a gigantic disappoint.
(Some of my favorite comics being Predator: Cold War, Predator: Bad Blood, Aliens: Hive, Aliens: Earth Angel, Aliens: Stalker (Vikings vs aliens, who can't love that), AVP:War, AVP: Deadliest of the Species.)
When the first came out my friend brought over his VHS copy. I thought it was just incredibly stupid and forced him to remove it from my VHS player before I smash it.
I've seen so many just plain bad movies that my brain is swirling them all around in my head and I can't really grasp a couple to list.
Ah ha. Let me throw down the AVP movies. I loved the comics and was an avid reader of almost everything Aliens, Predator and both. The movies were just a gigantic disappoint.
(Some of my favorite comics being Predator: Cold War, Predator: Bad Blood, Aliens: Hive, Aliens: Earth Angel, Aliens: Stalker (Vikings vs aliens, who can't love that), AVP:War, AVP: Deadliest of the Species.)
I'd like you to elaborate as to why you thought Daybreakers was bad. That film was excellent, it had action, a good script, great story, good acting, blood and gore.exp. 99 said:
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Sounds like the title of a bad foreign zombie film.
Drive Angry
Which I can only assume was named such as it descried viewers trip home after viewing.
Alot of films I've seen can be forgiven for being bad, not having the budget to get the cast/director/writers/sfx they needed but most generally have a redeeming merit to them - an artistic view or a message they were trying to get across.
This pile of bile however has no such excuses - budget galore to get A-list actors (one whom used to be good but appears to have forgotten how judging by his last five years of films) with some good special effects contrasted by some really awful special effects that look worse than what I can do on my computer at home (the Hydrogen truck being a big one).
Trying to rip off the A-list B movie without Tarrantino or Rodriguez was a mistake - and whomever mentoned above that the sex scene in Watchmen was he most retarded they've seen should avoid this where they try and rip off Shoot 'em Up but replace the lovely Monica Belushi with some old hag who's had too much plastic surgery - she looks like she could pass as Barbie's gran. In act there's alot they seemed to want to rip off of Soot'em Up but completely forgot the one element that made that film work.
The whole film has this high camp feel which is sucked out by every actor trying to play it so fucking straight and the dialogue doesn't help.
It's just a terrible terrible piece of rubbish.
Which I can only assume was named such as it descried viewers trip home after viewing.
Alot of films I've seen can be forgiven for being bad, not having the budget to get the cast/director/writers/sfx they needed but most generally have a redeeming merit to them - an artistic view or a message they were trying to get across.
This pile of bile however has no such excuses - budget galore to get A-list actors (one whom used to be good but appears to have forgotten how judging by his last five years of films) with some good special effects contrasted by some really awful special effects that look worse than what I can do on my computer at home (the Hydrogen truck being a big one).
Trying to rip off the A-list B movie without Tarrantino or Rodriguez was a mistake - and whomever mentoned above that the sex scene in Watchmen was he most retarded they've seen should avoid this where they try and rip off Shoot 'em Up but replace the lovely Monica Belushi with some old hag who's had too much plastic surgery - she looks like she could pass as Barbie's gran. In act there's alot they seemed to want to rip off of Soot'em Up but completely forgot the one element that made that film work.
The whole film has this high camp feel which is sucked out by every actor trying to play it so fucking straight and the dialogue doesn't help.
It's just a terrible terrible piece of rubbish.
Bug was exceptionally revolting......
couldn't finish the movie and i've tried three times already.
couldn't finish the movie and i've tried three times already.
Mr. Bad Movie Expert over here would like to offer his services. Many of the films being posted in here are bad...but not anywhere close to the worst movies ever made.
Here are the worst movies I have ever seen (in no particular order), and I promise they are worse than the movies you have seen:
The Room
Troll 2
Turkish Star Wars
After Last Season
Manos: The Hands Of Fate
Monster A-Go-Go
Hobgoblins
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Reefer Madness
Battlefield Earth
Riki-Oh
Birdemic
Of all of them I'd have to say After Last Season is by far the worst by all standards. It's an unwatchable, inaudible, incomprehensible, low-budget mess that somehow made it into theaters around the country. Even with somebody doing commentary over parts of it, it was still very difficult to watch. I only barely made it through, and I can't tell you what the main plot was or what was going on at any given moment. It's THAT bad. In fact this movie is so unwatchable I don't even recommend it to bad movie lovers. I have seen almost all of the movies mentioned in this thread, and unless anybody has also seen After Last Season and would like to debate this with me, I have to say it is without a doubt the worst movie ever made.
Thread over.
Here are the worst movies I have ever seen (in no particular order), and I promise they are worse than the movies you have seen:
The Room
Troll 2
Turkish Star Wars
After Last Season
Manos: The Hands Of Fate
Monster A-Go-Go
Hobgoblins
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Reefer Madness
Battlefield Earth
Riki-Oh
Birdemic
Of all of them I'd have to say After Last Season is by far the worst by all standards. It's an unwatchable, inaudible, incomprehensible, low-budget mess that somehow made it into theaters around the country. Even with somebody doing commentary over parts of it, it was still very difficult to watch. I only barely made it through, and I can't tell you what the main plot was or what was going on at any given moment. It's THAT bad. In fact this movie is so unwatchable I don't even recommend it to bad movie lovers. I have seen almost all of the movies mentioned in this thread, and unless anybody has also seen After Last Season and would like to debate this with me, I have to say it is without a doubt the worst movie ever made.
Thread over.
My friends talked me (more like forced me) into watching Pootie Tang. Two hours of WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!
The Island of Dr. Moreau (the version with Val Kilmer and Marlon Brando) just bloody awful in every way.
Last Airbender sucked but....ya it sucked
Highlander the source was awful as well
the worst film of all time tho...the "movie" that Thierry made in "Exit Through The Gift Shop)
Last Airbender sucked but....ya it sucked
Highlander the source was awful as well
the worst film of all time tho...the "movie" that Thierry made in "Exit Through The Gift Shop)
I would very much beg to differ on the quality of the script.ToonLink said:
Mostly, though, I'd just cite a flaky plot with an overly forced cliche of feuding brothers who reconcile at the end, with the mandatory Jesus moment when little brother gets killed, and somehow despite getting ripped apart all his limbs are still there in the last shot of his corpse, splayed out in the crucified position. I mean, seriously?
Really, my gripe was the fact that it was predictable, and while the effects were decent and the acting not terrible, the movie was just unfortunate in how it was handled.
On a side note, I find the ending hilarious. You know as soon as the janitor walks into that room he's gonna lose his shit and start licking the floor, get cured, and wind up making this deathmatch at the end spread like a plague, right? The big dramatic ending kinda sinks when you look at what's happened and extrapolate a few days down the line about what will happen. And with the dramatic ending down, that kinda nerfs the impact of the whole rest of the movie.
I suppose your tastes may differ to mine, but hey. Isn't the "worst" anything an opinion poll to begin with?
I still stand by Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter as worst ever though. Seriously, look it up. It's gotta be the cheesiest thing I've ever seen. Curing vampirism with sunlight is one thing, but making vampires immune to sunlight because they got skin grafts from lesbians? There just aren't enough words to describe how messed up LAME that is.