The Worst Game Ever Made?
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I'm only going with games I've actually PLAYED so the golden steaming turd goes to....
Resident Evil Survivor 2.
Short story mode, bugger all replay value, frustrating controls. An arbitrary attempt to lengthen the play time by making you go through the same multi-leveled dungeon (in which every room looks the same) multiple times with other silly goals along the way, no to mention one level where getting a map is not only encouraged but practically required. If you don't have a map of these dungeons, you'll get lost, run out of time and die.
And let's not forget the brilliant VS Roach mode! You get to blast cockroaches off the walls with guns, boring, easy, pointless.
And that's it, a short and easy 5 level story mode experience which controls like a drunk, obese man on a segway. Confusing level design and abritrary grinding of the same levels in Dungeon Mode annnnd VS. Roach mode, it's as dull as it sounds.
Resident Evil Survivor 2.
Short story mode, bugger all replay value, frustrating controls. An arbitrary attempt to lengthen the play time by making you go through the same multi-leveled dungeon (in which every room looks the same) multiple times with other silly goals along the way, no to mention one level where getting a map is not only encouraged but practically required. If you don't have a map of these dungeons, you'll get lost, run out of time and die.
And let's not forget the brilliant VS Roach mode! You get to blast cockroaches off the walls with guns, boring, easy, pointless.
And that's it, a short and easy 5 level story mode experience which controls like a drunk, obese man on a segway. Confusing level design and abritrary grinding of the same levels in Dungeon Mode annnnd VS. Roach mode, it's as dull as it sounds.
anyone heard of a game on the ps2 which featured robin hood. and he couldn't use his bow and it was just... *sigh* ill try and find a picture or something
EDIT: Its called robin hood's quest.
you see his quiver of arrows and they are not used at all.
EDIT: Its called robin hood's quest.
you see his quiver of arrows and they are not used at all.
YOU good sir never played the adventure of Link. Nintendo dosnt even like to say out loud that its part of the series its sooo badHT_Black said:
Edit...thre is a reason in some Zelda game if you name the character Link it suddendly gets ALOT harder and things change
As a not so proud owner of an E.T. Atari Cartridge (I feel like it's a cursed artifact...a burden I must carry with me to my grave lest I bestow its evil onto another) and somebody who has played Big Rigs: Over the Road...Racing? I'm going to have to give worst game to E.T.
At least Big Rigs is funny, where E.T. is just an exercise in frustration.
At least Big Rigs is funny, where E.T. is just an exercise in frustration.
If we're going to go by games that we actually own, then for me it's a stalemate between Borderlands, Crysis and Bioshock. All three were boring and repetitive, all three had crap stories. I think Borderlands was the worst though because the NPC's never actually moved, and there were only about 3 different enemies in the whole game. That and the ending was a massive anti climax. And I had such high hopes for Borderlands too. I really WANTED to like it, and that's why it's the worst.
Bioshock is a close second, featuring about as many NPC's as Borderlands, though it manages to scrape ahead by having a slightly better story than Borderlands. Also, it gets bonus points coz I know someone called Andrew Ryan. I laughed so much at the start of the game, when you see a massive statue of Andrew Ryan. Oh, and the opening sequence of that game was excellent. Pity everything after it sucked.
Finally, Crysis. Sure, it looks okay, but the Koreans you fight aren't the brightest. Stealth is useless as even if you kill an enemy from behind with a silenced weapon, all his mates will know where you are automatically and start shooting at you, even if you're lying prone in a bush, in the dark. It gets extra points for the genuinely creepy anti gravity section though. I started enjoying the game when it got to that bit. After that though, I saw no reason to continue as it was only downhill from there.
Bioshock is a close second, featuring about as many NPC's as Borderlands, though it manages to scrape ahead by having a slightly better story than Borderlands. Also, it gets bonus points coz I know someone called Andrew Ryan. I laughed so much at the start of the game, when you see a massive statue of Andrew Ryan. Oh, and the opening sequence of that game was excellent. Pity everything after it sucked.
Finally, Crysis. Sure, it looks okay, but the Koreans you fight aren't the brightest. Stealth is useless as even if you kill an enemy from behind with a silenced weapon, all his mates will know where you are automatically and start shooting at you, even if you're lying prone in a bush, in the dark. It gets extra points for the genuinely creepy anti gravity section though. I started enjoying the game when it got to that bit. After that though, I saw no reason to continue as it was only downhill from there.
Seconded. A friend of mine got that for me as a birthday present a while back. I was not amused.laststandman said:
It's a racing game with no sound and no clipping (you can drive through buildings, objects, and you fall through bridges just to come up on the far side of the ravines). Also, you can accelerate to infinite speed if you go in reverse, and you can literally just drive up and off the maps. Oh, and in the original game, your opponent never moved from the starting line. But it's all right! They patched the game to version 1.0. I'll let you reread that. They PATCHED the game UP to version 1.0. They fixed an unplayable map and let your computer opponent actually move (kind of holding up to that "racing" aspect). Don't worry, though. If they ever got close to finishing, they stopped. Actually, if they did ever cross the finish line, the game crashed.
What a crap game. Good news, though. I asked for the receipt from my friend and brought it back to the store to get a refund. I made a big fuss about how I didn't agree with some aspect of the End User License Agreement, and I ended up getting the five or so bucks that my "friend" paid for it. For his birthday, I gave him $5 in pennies.
Haha, I couldn't do it when I was a kid either. It's possible, but it involves pushing the stick 100% horizontal, because if you do a diagonal by accident his neck retracts and you just fall in because it counts as being on the ground now. We did break it out when I was in high school and used a guide to beat it. Took like 3 minutes and I was like "that's fucking it!? After all these years?!?!?"Starke said:
