The worst griefers you have ever played with.

Recommended Videos

khaimera

Perfect Strangers
Jun 23, 2009
1,957
0
0
ItsAPaul said:
Anything on Xbox Live ever. Seriously, how do you people play with the retards on there?
I listen to my own custom music whenever I play online not with friends. Oterewise I could never stand it. PLus since I'm obsessed with music, it nmakes games more fun. Although, I do get killed in MW2 becuase I never hear anyone sneaking up behind me. I'm okay with that.
 

The Red Spy

New member
Dec 1, 2009
408
0
0
Gamekid171 said:
In a match of TF2 [xbox...] the host decided to turn off spys, demos, and soldiers. and made everyone on his team an engieneer, we beat them and as soon as we won the message "the host has left" popped up.
I actually found them matches entertaining. I always knew I could just quit and popping round a corner with a sniper and killing exposed engineers or taking pot shots at their dispensers doesn't get old. They always get board and eventually one of their team always wants to move out, so they just get dominated. Think of it as a waiting game, or castle defence :p It breaks up the normal gameplay.
 

BiscuitTrouser

Elite Member
May 19, 2008
2,860
0
41
Doctor VonSexMachine said:
About 25% of the time when I start up a game in Expert for L4D2, someone will just come in and start shooting everyone. There is no gain to this besides being an ass, so I'm not sure why it's so common. I'd rather not play with bots in expert. Give this girl some challenge!
I have the same issue but not many friends with L4D, does the escapist have a group for this kind of thing? And MW2. id love to get some gaming in with some of the guys here. Group together sane users of the internet, ours is the last bastion of non retarded gaming!
 

Ironic Pirate

New member
May 21, 2009
5,544
0
0
Some fucker kept sending me messages on BF:BC2 because I killed him once with an M60. ONCE.

Anyway, he sent me ten messages before I explained that I wasn't a "noob" as I hadn't programmed the game to make the gun that way, and I was merely being resourceful. I was also only trying to get the Medals with the gun before the patch came out and nerfed it to hell. I didn't like it as much as my M416 anyway.

EDIT: 1700, yay!
 

omega 616

Elite Member
May 1, 2009
5,883
1
43
squidbuddy99 said:
It seems like whenever I'm on a losing team on TF2, some wiseguy thinks that if only everyone had stopped and listened to him, we would be cleaning the floor with them. Especially if he's just a nOOb with a Napoleon Complex. And when we all ignore or humor him (with good reason) he bitches about how there's too many Heavies and not enough Medics, that we need to Spycheck more because the sentry he built facing a wall on the other side of the map "just in case" keeps getting sapped. If you don't like the team, do something proactive about it.
Got to love them guys, "do this and we will win!" then when you lose it's "I never said do that, I said do this", no matter what happens it's your fault unless you win then it's down to him and him alone, despite there poor score and crap game plan.

As you can tell I have played with these guys, I call them glory hunters.
 

Seatownstriker

New member
May 19, 2010
195
0
0
ItsAPaul said:
Anything on Xbox Live ever. Seriously, how do you people play with the retards on there?
They are everywhere. Thats why I love the mute button. But the ones that annoy me the most are the ones who think the game sucks, because they suck at the game. Most of the games I play now, people don't even have their mics plugged in.
 

adam352

New member
Jan 11, 2010
185
0
0
I accidentally twitch shot a guy on CoD 4 in hardcore S&D who was on my team. I could hear his foot steps and when he ran round the corner at me i killed him.

He went off on one about how he should nuke my entire country to the roaring laughter of me and my friends haha
 

DigitalSushi

a gallardo? fine, I'll take it.
Dec 24, 2008
5,718
0
0
Far Cry 2 has a large group of players that all join the red team, and one of their friends joins the yellow team, CUE HUGE YELLOW TEAM MASSACRE FROM TK'ING.

Red Team win because the Host is always on red team and have exclusive rights to kicking, if your on the yellow team and you somehow manage to "capture the diamond", get ready to be kicked.

I once saw a guy with -276 points, meaning he killed 276 team mates.
 

Adamc-mh

New member
Jun 6, 2010
328
0
0
not that I hate english people (even though I'm Scottish)but the little english kids with high voices that call you a noob one time one of them made fun of my friend's mum and he said back to him your gran practising yoga and she is terrible then he said that his gran was dead then he said then why is she practising yoga!
 

TheYellowCellPhone

New member
Sep 26, 2009
8,617
0
0
I hate the purposeful team-killers.

Accidental team-killing, especially with explosives or someone running in front of you is totaly forgivable. But when you run forward, grenade spamming our spawn and RPGing our base, well you're just being an unhelpful asshat.

The games this has happened? Any game where friendly fire is enabled - MAG, Bad Company 1 & 2, Insurgency, etc.
 

ddon

New member
Jun 29, 2009
925
0
0
ItsAPaul said:
Anything on Xbox Live ever. Seriously, how do you people play with the retards on there?
I would just like to say, I do not own a 360. The game was on pc.
 
Jun 3, 2009
787
0
0
BiscuitTrouser said:
Doctor VonSexMachine said:
About 25% of the time when I start up a game in Expert for L4D2, someone will just come in and start shooting everyone. There is no gain to this besides being an ass, so I'm not sure why it's so common. I'd rather not play with bots in expert. Give this girl some challenge!
I have the same issue but not many friends with L4D, does the escapist have a group for this kind of thing? And MW2. id love to get some gaming in with some of the guys here. Group together sane users of the internet, ours is the last bastion of non retarded gaming!
There was already a l4d fanclub group, but I made one for players of advanced difficulties to join and meet up with other players.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/L4D-L4D2-Advanced-and-Expert-Players
 

Reapd

New member
Apr 10, 2010
166
0
0
Me. Lol I grief so badly during CoD4 sessions. I don't know why, it just pisses me off when people use unfair tactics: Camping/M16/x3 Frags, to kill me. I flame them so bad. Lol
 

Malone II

New member
Jun 3, 2010
44
0
0
I'm regularly called a cheater on CoD because of my trigger finger is basically on meth.
I just hate ignorance, so I don't like that many americans. (I prefer to presume there all retards until proven otherwise and no offence intended to any americans here)
 

ddon

New member
Jun 29, 2009
925
0
0
Malone II said:
I'm regularly called a cheater on CoD because of my trigger finger is basically on meth.
I just hate ignorance, so I don't like that many americans. (I prefer to presume there all retards until proven otherwise and no offence intended to any americans here)
I am from america and even I consider it full of morons so it seems you hold good reason in thinking that.
 

braincore02

New member
Jan 14, 2008
293
0
0
Malone II said:
I'm regularly called a cheater on CoD because of my trigger finger is basically on meth.
I just hate ignorance, so I don't like that many americans. (I prefer to presume there all retards until proven otherwise and no offence intended to any americans here)
Ahem, "I prefer to presume THEY'RE all retards" is the correct way to say it, and um... how do you say this without intending to offend? Sure, most of us are stupid, but to assume we're ALL retards is something I do find offensive. Of course I assume 90% of people on the internet are retarded, so good form old chap, well played.

Griefers? Hmm, well there were these guys online in an iRacing practice session who would stop on the racing line and crash everyone out. When I called them on it one of them said "I bet you I could drive faster than you." "Oh yeah, how? By stopping on track and crashing into people?" Idiots.

Typically I don't play games heavy with griefers tho, so yeah no xbox live for me.