The Worst Ideas for Games
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I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!CommanderCool said:THEY DID.sirdiealot88 said:
THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.
A game based around farming. I mean, that would just have to suck, right?
Concepts can be deceptive on paper.
Concepts can be deceptive on paper.
Super Dan Quayle Brothers for the NES! Instead of getting points for gathering coins, run around losing Republican approval rating points by writing "potatoe" on everything you see.
Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO BUY THAT? And whose brilliant idea was it to make a tribute to mediocrity? Grumble growl snort growl grumble.
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Feudal peasant. It would be like harvest moon except your wife would be chosen for you. And every week the lord would come by and take all your food... and your wife, to be used as a sex slave. Unless she's lucky, and dies in childbirth.
War of attrition. This would just be pretty boring I bet.
Seinfeld the Game. Someone mentioned nothing: the game. Well, this is the REAL Nothing:The Game. The sidquests would be great. You would have to find out what's up with airflight attendants, or bistros or, umm... manhands. What's up with manhands, anyway?
War of attrition. This would just be pretty boring I bet.
Seinfeld the Game. Someone mentioned nothing: the game. Well, this is the REAL Nothing:The Game. The sidquests would be great. You would have to find out what's up with airflight attendants, or bistros or, umm... manhands. What's up with manhands, anyway?
Watch the Paint Dry
That's right boys and girls! We here at Random Company Name Here know what you want, and now it's finally (almost) here! Available exclusively on the PS3, Watch the Paint Dry simulates the worlds favorite past-time in every detail! Watch paint dry on walls! Watch it dry on ceilings! You can even watch it dry on fences and randomly generated bits of wood! Every color included*! Choose between leaded and unleaded! Compete in up to 16-player online play! Play with your friends in 8-player co-op**! Reserve your copy today and get your own smellerizificator to synthesize that authentic paint smell! So reserve your copy today! Don't have money, you say? Well, get it by whatever means necessary! Beat up your grandma, ***** slap your sister, rob a bank, just get the money and buy our game!
*Does not include red, blue, mauve, yellow, or in fact any color other than white to be honest
**Online co-op not supported
^See, this is the kind of shit that you think of when you go more than a day without sleep.
That's right boys and girls! We here at Random Company Name Here know what you want, and now it's finally (almost) here! Available exclusively on the PS3, Watch the Paint Dry simulates the worlds favorite past-time in every detail! Watch paint dry on walls! Watch it dry on ceilings! You can even watch it dry on fences and randomly generated bits of wood! Every color included*! Choose between leaded and unleaded! Compete in up to 16-player online play! Play with your friends in 8-player co-op**! Reserve your copy today and get your own smellerizificator to synthesize that authentic paint smell! So reserve your copy today! Don't have money, you say? Well, get it by whatever means necessary! Beat up your grandma, ***** slap your sister, rob a bank, just get the money and buy our game!
*Does not include red, blue, mauve, yellow, or in fact any color other than white to be honest
**Online co-op not supported
^See, this is the kind of shit that you think of when you go more than a day without sleep.
The thing is, a lot of these ideas might not work for big budget games, but they could work as minigames or small flash based games. I mean, heck, even 'Watch The Paint Dry' could be an amusing timewaster if it was funny. My bad idea for a videogame? 'Super Downhill Wheeliebin Racing'. No prizes for guessing what that involves. If that one has been done before, then I'll be surprised.
sirdiealot88 said:I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!CommanderCool said:THEY DID.sirdiealot88 said:
THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.
Yeah i keep seeing this in stores when i want to buy games and its like everywhere and i just think we should all steal them and burn them just get rid of every copy known to existance lol.
didnt think disney would but they have
how gay :-(
actually I had an idea about a game involving farmers... err nvmWingcommanderIV said:
anyways, I present:
zippers: the game
-zip and unzip zippers on the largest selection of apparel ever seen in a video game including Cargo shorts and Jean Jackets!
-wage inert warfare against the button kingdom!
-delve into a persistant world where every choice you make is either to zip or unzip up your clothing!
-open ended gameplay creates a world of possibilities... as long as they have to do with zipping!
