The Worst Invention Ever

[Croaker42]

MTV. It has allowed music that should never be, to prosper.

 

[theultimateend]

No invention is a bad invention because one day that invention may be needed , even the dvd rewinder(lol) it might be a 1 to 1 million chance but a 1 to 1 million chance happens 9 times out of 10.(cookies are on the table waiting for you.)

The DVD Rewinder.

Seriously, why the hell would I need that?

One right after the other.

Anyone else see the perfect setup for a knife fight! I think I do!

Place your bets!

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Worst Invention Ever: Most of the Universe.

I mean come on now, if ever there was an example of wastefulness it would be Most of the Universe. There were thousands and thousands of years of people that never even saw any of it and even now we see basically none of it.

Of course this is assuming my fellow workmate is correct and that some omnipotent being built the Universe to help setup shop for his only creation that kills in his name. Course maybe I'm being unfair, I'm not sure what that cat is screaming as it takes out rodents.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Facebook. Because it let's people think that you can really maintain proper relations with friends and loved ones through online communication only, effectively making the status of friendship something less valuable.

Then of course, there is wireconductors for electricity. Just imagine if Nikolai Tesla got his way? We wouldn't need outlets or sockets, our stuff could be powered by electricity in the air!

 

[Eternus Invierno]

Inflatable Dart Board, Chocolate Tea Pot... Erm...

That pretty much covers my knowledge of truly terrible inventions.

 

[PurpleRain]

The vaginal anti-rape device.

... I think you have a problem or are just one sick individual.

 

[xplay3r]

~snip!

i couldn't fit even half of that last one
if billy mays commands i shall follow thee
OT: aids was technically invented by mixing monkey diseases

lol he commands it, if you buy now.
yeah and it was spread to humans when someone was chomping chimp meat, they cut there finger, and the virus got in that way.....at least that would be my story to lol

 

[thehoff]

DVD rewinder

 

[Tommy.223]

Pigeon-Guided Missles.

I shit you not.

Spoiler: Link

http://www.13above.com/2008/11/top-10-most-worst-inventions-ever.html

Although I have no proof, I seem to remember them actually working to an extent.

although i haven't seen the link(stupid internet connection) i know that they were fairly effective. if knowledge serves they would train the pigeons to peck at pictures of ships so when they were in the missile they would have a screen and when they saw a ship they would peck at it and that would redirect the missile(can't remember the specifics of that) until, well....BOOM! anyways i think PETA probably shut them down.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

DVD rewinder wins and snuggies can BURN!

 

[Danpascooch]

wii darts, wii bowling ball and the joke tazer that shoots at the holder

.....WHY!?

The Joke Tazer sounds evil yet an awesome joke.

Yeah nothing is funnier than having someone who is desperatly trying to defend themselves against a mugger instead get shocked and fall to the ground convulsing as the criminal helps himself to their stuff and then probably stabs them.

Still sound funny to give someone a fake self defense weapon?

Hey maybe we should give our cops fake guns, that would be REALLY funny

 

[SadakoMoose]

CFC's, Chastity Belts, Civilian Hummers, Super cuts, and the Electric Scrotum Trimmer.

 

[Ghonzor]

Twitter or country music

or people twittering about country music...

God help us all.

You know it's one of the signs of the apocolypse right?
Genisis 3:24
"yay" said the lord onto him "and forward shall ride the 4 horseman, blood shall rain from the sky, tom cruise will be awarded the oscar for best actor, and the young and old shal twitter of the music that drew foruth from the south, and then and only then, you shal know my true wrath."
....luckily the first 3 havn't come true yet, wich is unfortunet about the blood rain one....cuz tha'd kick ass!

I like the effort, but Genesis? Really? The FIRST book of the bible?

 

[NIHILHATE]

An ejector seat on a helicopter.
Or emo.

 

[Lukeje]

Twitter or country music

or people twittering about country music...

God help us all.

You know it's one of the signs of the apocolypse right?
Genisis 3:24
"yay" said the lord onto him "and forward shall ride the 4 horseman, blood shall rain from the sky, tom cruise will be awarded the oscar for best actor, and the young and old shal twitter of the music that drew foruth from the south, and then and only then, you shal know my true wrath."
....luckily the first 3 havn't come true yet, wich is unfortunet about the blood rain one....cuz tha'd kick ass!

I like the effort, but Genesis? Really? The FIRST book of the bible?

I'm pretty sure he means Revelations...

 

[xplay3r]

Twitter or country music

or people twittering about country music...

God help us all.

You know it's one of the signs of the apocolypse right?
Genisis 3:24
"yay" said the lord onto him "and forward shall ride the 4 horseman, blood shall rain from the sky, tom cruise will be awarded the oscar for best actor, and the young and old shal twitter of the music that drew foruth from the south, and then and only then, you shal know my true wrath."
....luckily the first 3 havn't come true yet, wich is unfortunet about the blood rain one....cuz tha'd kick ass!

I like the effort, but Genesis? Really? The FIRST book of the bible?

Yeah sorry I meant Revilations, I couldn't think of the name so I asked someone and they said Genesis, so I just put that
Really though that's was a bad mistake lol
you know there are people who believe in every single word genesis says
I, personaly, don't think phil collins was that good of a drummer.

 

[Tommy.223]

Pet Rocks, biggest waste of time EVER!!!

 

[Baby Eater]

~snip!

i couldn't fit even half of that last one
if billy mays commands i shall follow thee
OT: aids was technically invented by mixing monkey diseases

lol he commands it, if you buy now.
yeah and it was spread to humans when someone was chomping chimp meat, they cut there finger, and the virus got in that way.....at least that would be my story to lol

or you made sweet love to a chimp XD