The Worst Invention Ever

[Ghonzor]

Twitter or country music

 

[ae86gamer]

The Slap Chop and the Snuggie.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Shamwow. And the Snuggie. It makes you look like you are in some sort of cult.

EDIT: Oh! And the DVD re winder!

Shampow is better

 

[Beartrucci]

The DVD Rewinder.

Seriously, why the hell would I need that?

To rewind DVD's, it's pretty self-explanatory. Duh.

 

[Frankydee]

The potty putter.

I remember seeing those commercials as a kid and laughing my ass off at how incredibly retarded it was. Who's going to practice putting a golf ball while dropping a deuce?

 

[TaborMallory]

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Twitter, as soon as they start charging people. Which they will.

And welcome to the Escapist!

Agreed. Hell, even now.

At the moment, it's tied with the status updates for every other social networking site.
Seriously, people... why? Why is twitter so popular?

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Hehehe... I saw those things at Costco. Unsurprisingly, nobody gave them a second glance.

How the hell did you quote him before he said such a thing!?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/star4ucker/timeparadox.jpg

I'm that good.

 

[Spitfire175]

The citroen C2. yuch.

 

[EchetusXe]

Guns.

Oh wait, they are quite good at killing people.

I will therefore plumb for Twitter.

 

[Icehearted]

Nuclear weapons. Sci-fi aside, these things benefit nobody and harm everybody.

The Rape-aXe is a close second. My guess is that if a woman is being assaulted something like this will only enrage her assailant and he'd hurt her worse than he would have otherwise. Worse still, it could be used on innocent men. People can be sick like that.

 

[AOTA]

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Ah. WTF Blankets. I've seen my neighbors wearing them and they look like cardinals at the Vatican.

ah so you are familiar with Jacksfilms' WTF blanket parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y




but ya, i agree, the snuggy is just retarted. this is a really pointless product.

 

[J-Alfred]

the Sauna Belt.

"It's like a sauna you can take with you wherever you go! You can even wear it under your clothes!"

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT? Pit stains are bad enough, but this invention leaves a ring of sweat all the way around the body! Plus, why would you want a sauna wherever you go? I've never come home after school or work and gone, "damn did today suck. I wish I had a sauna I could slip into for a minute or two."

the Sauna Belt.

 

[Cavouku]

A stupid invention? Gosh, neccessety is the mother of inventions. If you have no use for a thing then you won't use it. One thing I never, ever use is floss. Or toothpicks. Or a toothbrush No but seriously, I don't like the webcamera. A very nasty tool that can be used to embarass and exploit people through. Obviously no invention is evil, it's how we disgusting, piece of shit, stupid excuses for humans use a certain object that decides that.

And even then! What is evil and what is good?

Well exept the atomic bomb ofc... that is the devil incarnate in the weapons world

They have to do a thing where there's a webcam in-screen. Just move it around inside.

 

[Cody211282]

Does Kanye West count?

 

[Epifols]

Mass Media

Ruining people's minds by the billions.

 

[Just_Karol]

Scented Toilet Paper, it boggles the mind.

 

[Jaranja]

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Ah. WTF Blankets. I've seen my neighbors wearing them and they look like cardinals at the Vatican.

et numini patri et fili et spritus blankie. cookie if you can guess the movie and line

Many? I've heard it in a few TV shows as well. I'm pretty sure it's spoken ritual for exorcism in Supernatural.

 

[BNguyen]

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Ah. WTF Blankets. I've seen my neighbors wearing them and they look like cardinals at the Vatican.

et numini patri et fili et spritus blankie. cookie if you can guess the movie and line

kind of sounds like that Latin pray on that Simpsons episode where Bart and Homer convert

 

[ygetoff]

The Wii.

Kidding! It's fun at parties (sort of).

The worst invention ever is probably the concept of homework. It has ruined more lives than war and oil put together.

 

[fudgebo]

THE PAPER WEIGHT

 

[Finch5ter]

The Kardashians.