The Worst Invention Ever

[bushwhacker2k]

Guns. It would be so much more fun with Martial Arts action

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The Super Mario Nintendo DS Holder. I don't see any point to it.

 

[internetzealot1]

That helicopter with an ejection seat.

 

[Cama Zots]

The vaginal anti-rape device.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Marijuana. All it does is kill brain cells and ruins your lungs. If you smoke pot, go ahead, call me what ever you want, say what ever you want, I don't care. I know for a fact that marijuana just ruins you physically and emotionally.

Although, it does work for medical purposes.

 

[Quadtrix]

Furby, maybe?

 

[Flap Jack452]

The vaginal anti-rape device.

Hmm, it seems like only a victim of said device would feel it's the worst invention... something you want to confess?

I'll be that guy and mention the Atomic Bomb.

 

[Icehearted]

The vaginal anti-rape device.

That's the Rape-aXe device I mentioned. Brutal thing, that.

 

[Snotnarok]

Welcome to the Escapist, I'm not sure there's a worst invention ever considering there's so many bad ideas. I can't name JUST one honestly.

 

[Mordwyl]

Japan had an invention that gave you eyelid wrinkles. You heard me, eye-bloody-lid wrinkles.

 

[xplay3r]

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Ah. WTF Blankets. I've seen my neighbors wearing them and they look like cardinals at the Vatican.

et numini patri et fili et spritus blankie. cookie if you can guess the movie and line

boondock saints you replaced the word sancti

Damn you!
I've been trying to learn that whole speach lol

 

[rickthetrick]

Man.

 

[Baby Eater]

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Ah. WTF Blankets. I've seen my neighbors wearing them and they look like cardinals at the Vatican.

et numini patri et fili et spritus blankie. cookie if you can guess the movie and line

boondock saints you replaced the word sancti

Damn you!
I've been trying to learn that whole speach lol

i got the whole thing memorised
"And Shepherds we shall beFor thee, my Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy handOur feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.So we shall flow a river forth to TheeAnd teeming with souls shall it ever be.In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

 

[Steindorh]

et numini patri et fili et spritus blankie. cookie if you can guess the movie and line

"In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" = "in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost", is a latin translation from Matthew 28:19 (known as the great commission) where Jesus (post-resurrection) says : "Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit". This refers to the "holy trinity" or the "christian trinity" of the father, the son and the holy spirit as a triune god, three persons in one entity, or the Godhead. This is central to christian dogma and is especially important in Roman Catholicism and Orthodox Catholicism.

Where you got your distorted "blankie" version from, however... that's another matter entirely, and I haven't got a clue =/

On-Topic : uh... heroin? I dunno =S

EDIT : I see now that you're referring to Boondock Saints. As far as I can tell this "prayer" or chant is not in any of the scriptures, which leads me to believe that it was written by writer/director Troy Duffy.

 

[xplay3r]

THE PAPER WEIGHT

you could hit people in the face with it though....

Does Kanye West count?

Yeah he was definetly an invention, so yes.

Twitter or country music

or people twittering about country music...

The Slap Chop and the Snuggie.

This is all I got to say to that...


EDIT: that didn't work so here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0

 

[xplay3r]

THE SNUGGIE! it can burn in hell

Ah. WTF Blankets. I've seen my neighbors wearing them and they look like cardinals at the Vatican.

et numini patri et fili et spritus blankie. cookie if you can guess the movie and line

boondock saints you replaced the word sancti

Damn you!
I've been trying to learn that whole speach lol

i got the whole thing memorised
"And Shepherds we shall beFor thee, my Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy handOur feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.So we shall flow a river forth to TheeAnd teeming with souls shall it ever be.In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

:0 you rock! Lol That ending scene is so kick ass. Did you know there making a sequel?

 

[War Penguin]

Shamwow. And the Snuggie. It makes you look like you are in some sort of cult.

I agree. And I'm starting to suspect that the snuggie is made out of the unsold shamwows. That explains why it's so uncomfortable.

 

[crystalsnow]

Twilight, Reality TV, and Satan plush toys.

 

[maskedklaus]

No. Not snuggies. Snuggies for dogs...

www.snuggiefordogs.com

We as a nation cannot let this stand.

 

[Doom_bringer58]

Inflatable cutting boards or inflatable pin cushions