The Worst live action movie idea you can think up?
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Dammit! Ninja'd!Vrex360 said:
How about we get James Cameron to co-direct it and pour billions of dollars into incredible special effects and 3D to clog up the screen
I've never laughed so hard at Scrubs.Josh_v2.0 said:
EDIT: I can think of a good live action movie idea. Minesweeper directed by Clint Eastwood.
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Mario Cart 64, Directed by Michael Bay, Written by Uwe Boll, George Lucas and Gerard Depardieu, Staring the Cast of Blue Collar TV, Rosie O'Donnel, Hayden Christensen, Macaulay Culkin, John Travolta, Ke$ha, and featuring Pauly Shore as the Adoring Fan from Oblivion, and Steven Seagal as Mahatma Gandhi. Original Soundtrack by the Barenaked Ladies featuring Yoko Ono.
Hayden Christensen would play Mario, who in this imagination is a former CIA operative and from Germany, who, along with the help of his brother Luigi(Culkin), his pet Dinosaur Yoshi(Rosie O'Donnel), and Gandalf the Grey(Jeff Foxworthy), must rescue the beautiful Princess Peach (Ke$sha) from the evil dragon (who in this interpetation is a psychatrist as well) Bowser (Travolta), and his two minions Wario and Waluigi (Larry the Cable Guy, and the other guy no one cares about.) With a sudden and abrupt ending, this movie also has a 40 Billion Dollar Pyrotechnics budget, a love triangle between Gandalf, Luigi and Yoshi, and Gandhi freestyle raping about Tax Law.
The soundtrack consists of bad, upbeat folk music accompanied by a loop of the words "Peanut Bristtle" and Yodeling.
TOP IT!
Hayden Christensen would play Mario, who in this imagination is a former CIA operative and from Germany, who, along with the help of his brother Luigi(Culkin), his pet Dinosaur Yoshi(Rosie O'Donnel), and Gandalf the Grey(Jeff Foxworthy), must rescue the beautiful Princess Peach (Ke$sha) from the evil dragon (who in this interpetation is a psychatrist as well) Bowser (Travolta), and his two minions Wario and Waluigi (Larry the Cable Guy, and the other guy no one cares about.) With a sudden and abrupt ending, this movie also has a 40 Billion Dollar Pyrotechnics budget, a love triangle between Gandalf, Luigi and Yoshi, and Gandhi freestyle raping about Tax Law.
The soundtrack consists of bad, upbeat folk music accompanied by a loop of the words "Peanut Bristtle" and Yodeling.
TOP IT!
Same here, I'm pretty sure if you just removed Deasel and Eastwood that would actually be a pretty good movie, it's his style with the shootouts and everything. Just control that bloody camera of yours and a as Tdc2182 said get a decent story writer it should be good. People would freak about the "No Russian" part of it though but that didn't stop the game from being put out on the shelves.Tdc2182 said:
