The Worst Monsters Ever Made

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Lets face it, people can make a monster out of anything. However, just because you can doesn't mean you should. This thread is in honour (maybe that word is too strong) of the shittiest, most unthreatening, the most laughably ugly creatures to ever grace the media. Allow me to give you my contributions.

All of the monsters in The Land Unknown look like shit but the T-rex takes the cake. Trust me you can guess it before this trailer gives it away:


The killer geckos of Aberration. Sorry Aberration's filmmakers that I'm not exactly shitting myself in fear but that's what happens when you force someone to say "killer geckos" when describing your movie. I will concede, however that the whole hyper-evolution thing was interesting but when your monster is a gecko it's a complete waste:

 

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There is only one word, and that word is...

Sharktopus!

 

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A mime POCKET monster

And people say Gen 5 is bad......

 

[ShinyCharizard]

A mime POCKET monster

And people say Gen 5 is bad......

I see your Mr Mime and I give you Jynx
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What the fuck is that thing supposed to be?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Remember that film, The Darkest Hour?

It had the "invisible" monster, so all you see are orange energy whip things?

I nominate that

 

[Terminate421]

snip

I raise you with this fact:

Mr. Mime can be Female.

 

[ShinyCharizard]

snip

I raise you with this fact:

Mr. Mime can be Female.

.................I fold, you win good sir.

 

[Rawne1980]

Meet "The Blob"....

It's a .. well .. it's a blob, that is it.

Killer jelly.

 

[Zantos]

I am so, so torn between

Spoiler: The fuck is that on the left?

and

Spoiler: Fucking, seriously?

 

[Xan Krieger]

There is only one word, and that word is...

Sharktopus!

At least that was more creative than the mega shark, it swam at over 5,000 knots (over 5,700 miles per hour), sank a battleship, brought down the golden gate bridge, it was just the dumbest thing ever. Sharktopus was weird but at least it had reasonable abilities.

edit: Also tomatoes

Spoiler

I don't even know how they killed people, they didn't have mouths or anything lethal about them.

 

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

Day of the Triffids, a BBC movie from the 1960s, had carnivorous plants taking over Britain due to (most) everyone being blinded by a meteor shower the previous day. Based off of a John Wyndam novel, both show and novel were very good, but the triffids, in addition to having possibly the dumbest name ever, had some truly laughable special effects.


Man, I'd forgotten about that movie. Thanks for making a thread about it.

EDIT: It was a movie, not a miniseries. Derp.

 

[Groxnax]

Ahem.

The Cloverfield monster from said movie.

 

[Asita]

Off the top of my head? This one:


I mean come on, we know that one can be terribly monstrous, but all too often the execution is just so ham-handed!

...Wait, that doesn't count? Ok, backup plan.

Allow me to present to you, the monster from Sting of Death:

Spoiler: Say 'Hello, Egon!'

For those wondering, no that's not supposed to be a man in a cheap, low quality halloween costume. It's supposed to be some kind of human-jellyfish-thing.

 

[Little Woodsman]

I am so, so torn between

Spoiler: The fuck is that on the left?

and

Spoiler: Fucking, seriously?

Ah-ha ha ha ha ha ha----yeah....wow...looking back on those now they're sooo baaad....
but that thing on the left is Jon Pertwee.... oh, oh sorry the *left*....that's a "Sea Devil"
which are actually

Spoiler: possible spoilers for current Dr. Who

They are one branch of the Silurians (which would in fact more properly be called Eocenes) like the ones in
'The Hungry Earth' and the one in current Christmas special. The Silurians use selective breeding on themselves
to produce variants that are adapted for various purposed, the Sea Devils being of course adapted for marine
life. What's really hilarious about the whole Silurian thing is the reason they are all in hibernation and have
never woken up.

Things in the second picture are Ice Warriors, originally native to Mars. They actually get some decent
development in the Pertwee era of Dr. Who, and more in the Missing Adventures/New Adventures novels.

In the cases of both of these Dr. Who monsters, I read the novels about them before ever seeing them on
screen, and in the books they were great. Seeing them on screen for the first time was kind of a kick
in the privates.
Similar story with The Talons of Weng-Chiang, reading the book (a dozen times) before seeing the serial
was amazing. Watching the effects of that day on the screen was, well--NOT amazing.

 

[DoPo]

Spoiler: Fucking, seriously?

I agree completely - dafuq is that supposed to be?

Meet "The Blob"....

http://www.asharperfocus.com/THE_BLOB-4.jpg

It's a .. well .. it's a blob, that is it.

Killer jelly.

Ah, and I came here to post

The gelatinous cube!

Yup, killer jelly. It's from D&D.

Spoiler: At least here it looks like it killed somebody

At least here it looks like it killed somebody...but that makes me doubt the mental powers of the supposed adventurer than fear the cube.

Spoiler: And here it looks scarier

And here it looks scarier...then again, it makes me laugh more, too.

 

[cojo965]

snip

I raise you with this fact:

Mr. Mime can be Female.

.................I fold, you win good sir.

Dude, you forgot that Jynx can be male.

 

[ShinyCharizard]

snip

I raise you with this fact:

Mr. Mime can be Female.

.................I fold, you win good sir.

Dude, you forgot that Jynx can be male.

Haha I had a feeling it was a male all along. Honestly looks like a black transvestite.

 

[Daimon117]

Remember that film, The Darkest Hour?

It had the "invisible" monster, so all you see are orange energy whip things?

I nominate that

No no no no no, THOSE were at least somewhat creative, it's what they were later revealed as looking like that should be nominated.

 

[lechat]

i give you
nothing scarier than killer yogurt

 

[Vegosiux]

i give you
nothing scarier than killer yogurt

I see your yogurt and raise you....

Tomatoes. [http://campademics.wikidot.com/local--files/attack-of-the-killer-tomatoes/attack_of_the_killer_tomatoes.jpg]

You know you've gone off the deep end when your tomatoes want to eat you. You really shouldn't have called them fruits all the time.