the worst movie ever!

[The Red Spy]

No one has mentioned Open Water? I'm rather disappointed...

 

[Dennis Jakobsen]

The Pianist!! And everything with more than one Wayans brother in it!

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Tranformer 2.


Never before have I seen such a beautiful computer graphics fall sideline to military equipment, explosions and the cardboard actress Megan Fox.

Such a disgrace.

NOt to mention devastator's Balls dangling on screen for a few seconds... Everyone was alughing their ass off and I was getting scarred for life

 

[Phantom_IEC]

Phantoms, every time a thread like this is created it will get the same answer from me...

Watch it and feel a little part of you die...

 

[Scove]

Gotta say Dead Or Alive... it crept on the TV the other night and thought yea ok ill watch it as i was bored!! I actually feel apart of me died that night! Worst part was i couldnt help but watch more to see how bad it would get!

Its a real watch

 

[spinFX]

I love how many people can call movies that are obviously not the worst ever... the worst ever. So many of the movies mentioned have redeeming factors that prevent them from being the worst ever.

Seriously you people haven't experienced true crap...

Try:
Dungeons and Dragons
SATC 1 and 2

I love the dramatic nerds who list obviously popular movies. Weak effort.

 

[kiwi_poo]

plan 9 from outer space. I think it was voted to be the worst movie in history.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

The Happening
W.T.F.!!!

its so so bad

One day, something...happened!

 

[Medallish]

I'm surprised no one mentioned "Disaster movie" I mean I agree that a lot of the mentioned movies are close to being worst movies evarr, but Disaster movie is the only movie where I was angry after watching, I knew it was bad but this was just mind blowing, when I finally watched it I didn't even crack a smile, I hated every part every second I watched of lame non-humour, one of the worst and most frustrating attempts is when this fairy or whatever starts eating glass, It's suppose to be an attempt of being funny but even children wouldn't find it funny, there are so many lame jokes that the awful actors over-play and destroy, I can't think of anything good to say about the movie! Atleast Transformers made me laugh/smile, some times for being bad but still.

 

[Brisingr]

Epic movie, truly awful.

 

[_Cake_]

Hitchhike! (1974) (TV)

The whole movie hurt my mind. Nothing they say makes sense really. It's hard to describe how bad it is.

 

[MalevolentJim]

The Room
North
A Troll In Central Park
Fatal Deviation
Transfomers 2


They're the ones that spring to mind.

 

[Medallish]

Epic movie, truly awful.

That might have been the one I was thinking about, they're all so damn awful.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Dragonball Z Evolution. I had a friend warn me against seeing it, and she's a bonafied DBZ Fangirl!

 

[Bobsonnn]

Anything by Uwe Boll?

This.

 

[googleit6]

The next worst would have to be Troll 2.

"Oh my gooooooooooooooood"

Let me illustrate:

I've never seen any movies that I walk out of thinking "That was the worst movie ever", but I will say that at some point, I'm sure I've seen some bad ones.
Can't name any off the top of my head though.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

A Sound of Thunder-a terrible, awful, atrocious, horrible, despicable, unlikeable, terrible movie about dinosaurs and time travel

The Last Airbender- If you watched the series before the movie, and are smart enough to tell time, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Any "Movie" (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie,etc..)- The director(s) of these movies should be shot in the kneecaps and forced to run to the hospital

 

[runnernda]

Snakes on a Train.

I have seen a lot of bad movies in my day, and that is the only one I just couldn't finish.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Water World and GI Joe
*shudders*

 

[Caverat]

Phantoms, every time a thread like this is created it will get the same answer from me...

Watch it and feel a little part of you die...

At first I was thinking "What the hell? That movie wasn't that bad." Then I realized I was actually thinking of 'Frightners' staring Michael J. Fox.

Worst movie I've seen? Zetgeist. Starts out interesting, actually discusses plausible origins to modern religious myth. It than takes a serious downturn into completely irrelevant, pretentious conspiracy theory hogwash.

The change was what made it so bad, if it had just gone right into the twat-fest it ended up being, the movie would've just been " Eh, there's dozens of idiots making movies like this". The fact that it started a climb to being half-way decent before descending into utter drivel made it much more vomit worthy.

It really feels like someone else started making a different movie halfway through. The first bits are presented pretty well objectively, and after that it is all deep end conspiracy claims being offered as true. They could have at least also included an evolutionary science explanation of why so many of us are inclined to see conspiracies where there aren't any. That would have actually been really interesting, especially after the religious explanations of the beginning.

"Here's what some modern, mainstream religions practice and believe, and now what the origins of those beliefs probably are. Over here are the beliefs of modern conspiracy theorists, and now an explanation of why many humans see patterns, and believe in them so strongly: It's an evolutionary adaptation to promote survival."

But, if they had done that, it wouldn't have been the worst movie I've seen.