the worst movie ever!

[PunkRex]

Tranformer 2.


Never before have I seen such a beautiful computer graphics fall sideline to military equipment, explosions and the cardboard actress Megan Fox.

Such a disgrace.

NOt to mention devastator's Balls dangling on screen for a few seconds... Everyone was alughing their ass off and I was getting scarred for life

Yeah that was stupid. The firt movie was way more kid friendly. The second one was just pure, stinky garbage.
And Sam's mom eating hash brownies... Was that really important to the developement of the plot? I think not. (<- Ha! Rhymed)

Well Michael Bay DID apologize for the second movie and said he'd try to get it right this time

I heard the basic story for the third, sounds decent, theres like 2 main people in the whole thing while everyone else makes way for Robots WOOOOO!!!

 

[xchurchx]

Sharkboy and Lavagirl IN 3D!!!
im never going to get that 90 minutes of my life back
thanks for nothing

 

[ShadowsofHope]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

 

[minus_273c]

Maybe not the worst movie ever, but the worst movie I've ever seen, is called Primer. It's an independent movie about time travel, but the whole thing was incomprehensible technobabble to me. I couldn't follow the plot at all. I only learned the main characters' names in the last 10 minutes of the movie. I've seen movies with lower production values, but at least they were entertaining because of their badness. This one was just the most boring movie I've ever seen.

Primer would feature on my list of top 10 favourite films. I've watched it about 7 times and just about have a grasp of what's going on (I think). I think it's great.

 

[PunkRex]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.

 

[sadistic_ice]

And here I'm going to tell every one of you fellows, one and all, that you are all ABSOLUTELY WRONG!
the worst movie ever is a terrible fantasy film that is so horrible with acting, special effects, cast, story progression; yada yada yada...that is has to be compared to a porno (that's right! it's that bad!)
it is called "Dragon" a film by a Leigh Scott, and those of you who have no idea are lucky, and those of you who defend it must have some screwed up sense of good film making.
I could begin to explain my reasonings, tell you all the causes of such hatred and ire from such a befouled project, but it would take WAY too much space to do so, so I'll just stop here.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.

We canalways hope. THough apperantly soundwave is the main villian... I'd like to see this

 

[sadistic_ice]

ShadowsofHope:


PunkRex:


ShadowsofHope:


The Hairminator:
50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.
I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.
10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.


oO and you're not going to mention that Megatron turned from the norris-esque bad ass he was in the first film ALSO into a sniveling, whining underling in the second film?
well, that and I've got to defend the rail gun a lil, even though it was odd on how it showed up on a naval carrier that was SO COINCIDENTALLY right freakin' there, lol!
2 was a terrible movie if you wanted something like 1 in the seriousness, and consistency, and character cementation, and story; but if you want to laugh at a couple of sex jokes and rambling college kids, then by all means 2 isn't that bad.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Tranformer 2.


Never before have I seen such a beautiful computer graphics fall sideline to military equipment, explosions and the cardboard actress Megan Fox.

Such a disgrace.

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

I always knew that Bay was bad, that film made it clear just how bad he was, but the actual reasons eluded me. One day I worked it out. Read my little rant [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.161340-The-reason-I-hate-Michael-Bay], it may be to your liking.

 

[DannibalG36]

Tron. It was soooooo boring!!!

WHAT... THE... FFFFUUUUUDDDDGGGEEEE...

Well... I guess that you'll soon discover what happens to Escapists when they diss nerd joys.

 

[IIWatson]

well after i quite enjoyed Dawn of the Dead i set out to look for more of George A. Romero's work

only to find

Day of the Dead
and
worse Diary of the Dead

 

[CrazT]

Transformers 2, because, for me, it reprosents everything I hate about modern cinema: a good idea placed in the hands of an incompetant director, too much CGI, very poor characters and plot, overuse of shakey-cam and the fact that it's a sequel to a film that wasn't very good in the first place!

 

[Slenn]

Manos, The Hands of Fate.

 

[PunkRex]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.

We canalways hope. THough apperantly soundwave is the main villian... I'd like to see this

I also hear its got something to do with the space race. It sounds really interesting, like if the few human roles where spys chasing down the transformers to harvest their technology or something like that. Although I dont see how this could link to the other films, unless the main human roles were Russians and thats why the Americans did not know about it, but as its Bay im not sure its wise to think the main characters will be anything but American.

 

[William Dickbringer]

meet the spartans and any uwe bole movies (yeah the latter has been mention so many times) meet the spartans just made die a little on the inside especially since the last movie I saw before seeing it was 300

 

[Dr. Awesome Face]

All of the Star Trek movies including the new one.

Bring it on Trekkies. I can take you.

 

[Trogdor1138]

Transformers 2, The Happening, Battlefield Earth, Turkish Star Wars (though it was hillarious and awesome), Monster a gogo, AVP:R, The Spirit (only made it 25 minutes in to this piece of shit), X-Men 3

I've only seen clips of it thus far but The Room is high on my list to see, it's such an amazing testament to how shit something can be...