the worst movie ever!

[Relaver]

Igor. Watch it and you will see why.

 

[Lucifer dern]

the new alice and wonderland...
alice is not a fucking warrior
why fucking why i used to love you tim burton
serusly all alice ever did is mope and cry
giving her armour is like giving me flowers
i dont understand them and ill probibly do something wrong with them...

 

[Dr. Awesome Face]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.

We canalways hope. THough apperantly soundwave is the main villian... I'd like to see this

I also hear its got something to do with the space race. It sounds really interesting, like if the few human roles where spys chasing down the transformers to harvest their technology or something like that. Although I dont see how this could link to the other films, unless the main human roles were Russians and thats why the Americans did not know about it, but as its Bay im not sure its wise to think the main characters will be anything but American.

I agree that Starscream was better in the first, even though he only had like one line and only appeared for 10 minutes at the most. Also the villain is meant to be Shockwave, not Soundwave.

Spoiler: That's this guy

He's awesome.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.

We canalways hope. THough apperantly soundwave is the main villian... I'd like to see this

I also hear its got something to do with the space race. It sounds really interesting, like if the few human roles where spys chasing down the transformers to harvest their technology or something like that. Although I dont see how this could link to the other films, unless the main human roles were Russians and thats why the Americans did not know about it, but as its Bay im not sure its wise to think the main characters will be anything but American.

The problem: The space race happened BEFORE the events of the other two transformers. So why is soundwave the one leading the decepticons after "The death of megatron and the fallen"? One could always say "It's before megatron became the leader of the decepticons, but this war has been going on for thousands of years, so going back a few decades wouldn't change shit...

 

[Chris Binkley]

So far doesn't look like anyone has mentioned it Tokyo Gore Police. It falls into the "so bad it's good range" which makes it great fun to watch with friends. To demonstrates what I mean I'll just mention a plot point in the movie "key shaped tumors" yep that bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183732/

 

[RoyalWelsh]

The worst film i've ever seen is Starship Troopers 2. God awful film. Especially after the awesome that was The first Starship Troopers.

 

[MaVeN1337]

The Happening
Twilight
Norbit

 

[Xerosch]

Hmm... in case of blockbusters I can't decide between 'Indiana Jones 4', 'Transformers 2' or 'Avatar'.

As for lesser known movies... 'The Room' or... this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vKfxXE7_4 (yes, that trailer is the official one)

 

[PunkRex]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.

We canalways hope. THough apperantly soundwave is the main villian... I'd like to see this

I also hear its got something to do with the space race. It sounds really interesting, like if the few human roles where spys chasing down the transformers to harvest their technology or something like that. Although I dont see how this could link to the other films, unless the main human roles were Russians and thats why the Americans did not know about it, but as its Bay im not sure its wise to think the main characters will be anything but American.

I agree that Starscream was better in the first, even though he only had like one line and only appeared for 10 minutes at the most. Also the villain is meant to be Shockwave, not Soundwave.

Spoiler: That's this guy

He's awesome.

He looks cool and retro, like the technology at the time I presume.

 

[shadyh8er]

Try having your little brother make you watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl =/

Oh God, I hear ya buddy. I fell asleep watching that movie in 3D for crying out loud!


My least favorite movies are The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (slow-paced comedy, very bad), and all of those "spoof" movies after Scary Movie 2. I also hate overrated movies like Kill Bill, Taxi Driver, Crash (not the Daavid Cronenberg one), and Babel.

 

[fenderstrat]

land of the lost. jeez, that was a waste of time and money.

 

[PunkRex]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

Because Bay knows as much about Transformers as Uwe Boll knows how to make decent films. (The answer should be obvious)

But Starscream was decent in the first, he gave the feeling that if Megatron did ever drop his guard he would put a bullet in the back of his skull. But in 2 he just became a sniveling underling. Such a shame, I really liked his character. But apparently the game portrays him alot like number 1 did so its not a complete loss I guess.

We canalways hope. THough apperantly soundwave is the main villian... I'd like to see this

I also hear its got something to do with the space race. It sounds really interesting, like if the few human roles where spys chasing down the transformers to harvest their technology or something like that. Although I dont see how this could link to the other films, unless the main human roles were Russians and thats why the Americans did not know about it, but as its Bay im not sure its wise to think the main characters will be anything but American.

The problem: The space race happened BEFORE the events of the other two transformers. So why is soundwave the one leading the decepticons after "The death of megatron and the fallen"? One could always say "It's before megatron became the leader of the decepticons, but this war has been going on for thousands of years, so going back a few decades wouldn't change shit...

But guy, Megatron was frozen dont forget, Shockwave might have jumped in while they were looking for Megatron.

 

[General BrEeZy]

Schwarzenneger in Total Recall. sheesh. how lame...the most useless r-rated movie i've ever seen. some might be ok with it, but it didnt make me like it in any way really...

 

[Shycte]

inb4: Battlefield Earth, Batman and Robin, and any movie the Cinema Snob has reviewed.

I was going to say Batman and Robin, not because the Cinema Snob reviewed it, I saw the movie before I ever heard of the guy and it was/is terrible.

He hasn't reviewed it. I was just adding it on. I think the Nostalgia Critic on the TGWTG site reviewed it...
The Cinema Snob does way worse movies like... ET The Porno

...

It is a fowl world we live in.

 

[marurder]

Anything touched by George Lucas in the last 15 years.

Da Vinci Code = great book, such a disappointing movie

 

[General BrEeZy]

OOH WAIT!
along with total recall...TWILIGHT!! havent seen it, dont need to.

 

[Bookshelf]

Either the two D&D movies or Troll II.

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[Ildecia]

if we're talking old movies; I'll agree with all of you who said the D&D movies.

but NEW(er) movies; definitely twilight.

just
god
damn
terrible

 

[imnot]

what would you say is the worst movie ever.

IMDB claims its something called "super babies: baby geniuses 2".

i saw that it is ,reeeeaaaly crap