The Worst place to wake up?

[Zombie_Fish]

Next to Freddy Mercury, with a massive hangover and no memory of what happened last night...

Particularly because he's dead.

 

[JokerGrin]

In a coffin, 6 feet under.

My thoughts exactly.

I can't even come up with anything else. I guess in a pitch-black room somewhere long forgotten but with a tiny source of air would be pretty nasty, as in a coffin you'd suffocate within not so much time, not here!

 

[Ophiuchus]

Eastbourne.

...a little harsh, perhaps.

Alright then, um, it'd probably be quite unpleasant to wake up in a public toilet or a crack den, particularly if you had no recollection of arriving there.

 

[Woundingisfun]

In a back-alley with a distinct pain in your rectum..

 

[Slash Dementia]

In jail. With someone bigger than me. That would just plain suck.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

In a coffin, 6 feet under.

Coffin said, no need for me to think about this anymore. Thank you, zauxz.

Operating table.

Also this. Horrifying, really. Even more so, if the operator looks like/is an insane doctor [edit] wielding an oversized scissors or a rusty scalpel. Don´t leave you much time to think about where the hell you are.

 

[Izerous]

Snippet form NOFX song
"did you ever go to sleep with bo derek and wake up with bo diddley..."

Worst place I have actually woken up though was a bathroom floor I didn't recognize. Turns out almost downing a 40 of silent sam the first time getting seriously drunk wasn't the best of ideas.

 

[Chezzz]

I am shocked and pleased there have been no mum jokes thus far. Faith in humanity growing...

(cue muppet to quote me with a mum joke)

 

[Xvito]

Waking up about 200ft into the air... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!... Splat!

 

[hotacidbath]

In a hospital ten years after seeing a bright light followed by the sound of screeching tires. Or on the edge of a volcano, but I don't know how likely of a scenario that is.

 

[garjian]

on an unstable ceiling in the broken glass and rutsy scrap metal factory?

 

[ChocoFace]

so uh, has anyone seen the movie Hostel?
That would be the worst case scenario.

I'd rather be taken by force by a viagra-eating gorilla in a zoocage.

Or wait...i'm confused now, which i'd like less.

 

[hopeneverdies]

In your mistress' bed with your wife in the doorway

 

[TinyToaster]

Now I witnessed this, was not the person, but my thought was, "Fuck that would suck to wake up like that."

Face down in your own crap after taking a drunken dump with your boxers still on.

 

[Hazy]

so uh, has anyone seen the movie Hostel?
That would be the worst case scenario.

I'd rather be taken by force by a viagra-eating gorilla in a zoocage.

Or wait...i'm confused now, which i'd like less.

Yeah, I've seen Hostel. I know exactly what you mean.

 

[cjbos81]

Guatemala. Don't ask.

 

[the protaginist]

Next to a sleeping bear.

WAKE UP AMERICA, THEY ARE GODLESS KILLING MACHINES!

 

[JFKdidntLoS]

on the roof, seriously. how'd you get up there without a ladder.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Coffin would probably be the worst.

Failing that, a special sold out twilight re-screening event with a t-shirt saying 'Edward Cullen sucked me off and liked it'. Leaving there with my skin or the majority of my organs would be a miracle.