The Worst place to wake up?

[Hazy]

Coffin would probably be the worst.

Failing that, a special sold out twilight re-screening event with a t-shirt saying 'Edward Cullen sucked me off and liked it'. Leaving there with my skin or the majority of my organs would be a miracle.

Ok, that made me laugh.

 

[Nova Tendril]

In a giant worm.

 

[Froobyx]

Waking up after being in a coma and not being able to recognise anyone.

Or with a few limbs missing and/ or a big line of stiching going down my stomach.

 

[anmolngm]

A elephant's butt.

 

[cjbos81]

Way to go Captain Bringdown.

 

[Dr. Nerfball]

In an orange being.....uh..."done" by a Fruit F**cker. Either that or Hull. Which is the same difference except less orange. (Lets just not ask how I can to that conclusion, I may well be high on noxious paint fumes)

 

[Hazy]

Way to go Captain Bringdown.

Hey! show some respect! It's Admiral Bringdown now.

 

[Jonny The Kay]

Falling 1000 feet out of an airplane.

 

[P00dle]

on the roof, seriously. how'd you get up there without a ladder.

Imagine just some place where u couldn't have possibly gone by yourself or by any normal means, like for instance a hanging plattform in a big room. First u get scared cus you could fall, then u start thinking wtf happend

 

[sorry user name taken.]

in the bath with a hang over


or


in someone's bed (hasn't happened yet thank fuck)

 

[slabomeat]

to wake up next to your on fire house and car, with the neighbors rabid dog taking chunks out of your leg

 

[Gherkins]

In a cube that is very slowly closing in on itself.

 

[Shaenightbird]

A year into the relationship...

 

[Rhayn]

This actually happened to me, 2 months ago. I was at my high school graduationparty, and naturally we were all wasted. I can swear to the godess that I fell asleep in a girls room, but I woke up in the shower of my own. That was pretty horrifying.

I asked around the next day, and noone who resided in her or my room remembered anything either. Stupid tequilas.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

A year into the relationship...

Oh, touché.

One from experience, a park bench. Now, this wouldn't be so bad if I remember going to sleep on it in the first place. But I didn't and I didn't remember where I was. Fortunately, I found a train station nearby so all was well. Thinking about becoming teetotal.

 

[Shaenightbird]

A year into the relationship...

Oh, touché.

One from experience, a park bench. Now, this wouldn't be so bad if I remember going to sleep on it in the first place. But I didn't and I didn't remember where I was. Fortunately, I found a train station nearby so all was well. Thinking about becoming teetotal.

I'll take the park bench, man, any day. What I've got is the relationship......

 

[Minimike3636]

Ravenholm.

Dear Lord.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Oh Oh I've got another one...in GTA 4 as one of the unlucky bastards you see walking down the street of liberty city.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

On the kitchen counter.

 

[MisterLillie]

Not at all...
Buried....