The Worst place to wake up?

[ScarBrow07]

in a bin

 

[Mr Fatherland]

In a cartoon, like, waking up in bed with Bugs Bunny under the covers next to you. *shudders*

 

[P00dle]

on you wedding day next to your wife, whom you've never met before.
And her parents are knocking on the door.

 

[paragon1]

Baghdad three years ago... Or an ambulance, not wait. Restrained in a WRECKED ambulance with drunk EMTs in Baghdad three years ago.

 

[Aloran]

waking up with a severe headache, no recollection of the night before, with a text off the guy you were out with going
"MAN! YOU WERE SO FUNNY LAST NIGHT"
to this day he hasn't told me what I did :S

 

[jebussaves88]

Glasgow



(See Trainspotting)

 

[Hazy]

Baghdad three years ago... Or an ambulance, not wait. Restrained in a WRECKED ambulance with drunk EMTs in Baghdad three years ago.

You sir, get extra points for originality.

 

[lava_lamp]

inside a WoW convention

 

[Madaxeman101]

5 in the morning with a hangover under a tree in the cold.
One of those times that makes me think im never drinking again but that never lasts long
Or
Jade goodys coffin

 

[Irridium]

in a bed with my ass being soar and not able to remember the night before

 

[DerpyDerpyDerp]

Your parents bedroom naked.

 

[andyandy]

Well from expierence, I can say that waking up in a ditch not knowing where you are with a killer hangover is not very fun.

 

[CBPodge]

In Hell, of course.

Ah, but in that case one could argue that you never woke up.

My vote goes for naked, spooning with your own father.

My vote for something that has actually happened to me is in a car that isn't yours. And when you ask "who let me sleep in their car last night" it becomes apparent that the car didn't belong to anyone you know...

 

[Jamash]

In a giant's 'Ooman Pie.

Strange, smells like pasty and death...

"Fe Fi Fo Fum!"

Shit!

 

[Stryc9]

Feet first in a running wood chipper?

 

[Hazy]

Feet first in a running wood chipper?

oooooh, thats not gonna end well.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

A year into the relationship...

Oh, touché.

One from experience, a park bench. Now, this wouldn't be so bad if I remember going to sleep on it in the first place. But I didn't and I didn't remember where I was. Fortunately, I found a train station nearby so all was well. Thinking about becoming teetotal.

I'll take the park bench, man, any day. What I've got is the relationship......

Ha. I'd take the relationship. Can't stand being single and the girl I have a thing with at the moment will be all over me one day and barely talk to me the next. Her friends told me she's interested, sounds so high school I know. You know how it is I'm sure.
But yeah, if you don't want be with him (?) then don't be. You'll only end up hurting yourself by lying.