The WORST Television Show You've Seen?

[Skuffyshootster]

I would say Yu-Gi-Oh, but I'm not going to because otherwise there would be no Abridged Series.

So, I guess all of the shows on adult swim, besides Robot Chicken.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I would say Yu-Gi-Oh, but I'm not going to because otherwise there would be no Abridged Series.

So, I guess all of the shows on adult swim, besides Robot Chicken And the Venture Bros.

Fixed.

Martin... I hated Matrin. He's voice... shrieking... piercing my skull...

Agh!

 

[Jazoni89]

My super sweet 16

My sister likes this programme (god knows why) and all it is about is, a bunch of spoiled little 15 year old american rich girls getting a orgasm about their 16 year old birthday party. Seriously it's like the tv equivalent of aids. Lets just say i told my sister to turn that stupid shit over (i couldnt stand another second of it).

Trust me you when i say you would be hard pressed to find anything worser than that.

 

[Tartarga]

The Jeff Dunham show. It was just so terrible.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I would say Yu-Gi-Oh, but I'm not going to because otherwise there would be no Abridged Series.

So, I guess all of the shows on adult swim, besides Robot Chicken.

The fact that you actually like Robot Chicken over the Boondocks, Superjail, Harvey Birdman, and Metalocalypse saddens me.

How about... anything that's on Comedy Central save for Scrubs (and I don't mean what Scrubs has turned into, I mean Scrubs).

 

[Jazoni89]

Deal or no fucking deal!

That show really makes me angry. Not just the fact that there is a slot of 30/45 mins or however long it is, dedicated to one person randomly picking numbers (and not even a lot of numbers at that like the lottery) but Noel-bearded-tit-Edmunds and the idiots that go on there maintain the pretence that there is skill in this pathetic waste of time.

"Oh you've played a shrewd game so far..." What the fuck is that supposed to mean!? You're randomly picking numbers! The outcome has nothing to do with you it's random chance you colossal knuckle dragger!

And even worse is when people cry when they only win £100 or something. It's £100 more than you came with isn't it you imbecile? Be happy. I'd kill for £100 right now, and you think you've been on some enlightening journey through your own psyche infront of the whole nation and broke down in tears because the basic laws of probability got the better of you.

People who apply for that show with what seems to be the typical mentality on there should be culled for bringing the national IQ down.

your so right

it shouldnt even be classed as a game show, just a silly luck game.

I remember when game show's took alot of skill to truly succeed like the crystal maze (Remember that) that game show was great!

 

[dalek sec]

Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Great Job. Worst show I have ever seen.

Yeah, this, probably.

This, someone needs to be beaten to death or fired out of a cannon for green lighting this dreck. I'm not exactly a watcher of completely high class tv but this show is just awful on all levels.

 

[Randomologist]

There are endless craptacular shows on the small-time channels I could bash... so I will. I saw a glimpse of one recently, "Britains Worst Learner Driver". Channel Five, naturally. Slalom your way between a narrow course of cones with mere inches to spare as quick as possible; As the learners got near the end, a screaming ambulance comes up the other way and they have to reverse the rest. You'd need to be The Stig to do that course...

 

[Sougo]

Barney (even as a kid that damn pink dinosaur freaked me out)
Teletubbies (how the hell are giant teddy-bears running around saying 'uh-oh' supposed to be educational or fun, even for kids?)
Canada's Worst driver (what do u do when you find a group of ppl that can't drive? Give em a corvette and ask them to do doughnuts around an obstacle ofcourse? Seriously...)
Just about ALL reality shows ... filled with whiny sniveling retards (If I ever do accidentally watch one, its like I can literally FEEL my IQ dropping)

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

There is so much crap on TV I rarely even watch it.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

MadTV...is the worst. *Shudders*

 

[LokiSuaveHP]

Americas next top supermodel. Words cannot truly express my rage at this show's existence.

Which is kind of sad. I like project runway (esp. when that cute girl with the glasses won it against all of the divas and the flaming gay dudes) and next top chef, but Christ I hate models and people trying to be them is even worse.

 

[shadyh8er]

Drawn Together (throwing vomit, urine, and feces and the audience's face isn't funny!)

House (more fake than professional wrestling, less medically accurate than Scrubs, I can go on).

 

[squidbuddy99]

Toddlers In Tiaras. That show literally makes me sick to my stomach. I get nauseous within five seconds of watching small children made to look like Pamela Anderson. It's setting them up for a life of prostitution and drugs.

Also Jon and Kate+8. Glad it's over. They were both insufferable pricks.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Since I haven't watched any reality TV shows, MTV, or those game shows, I'll go with Axmen.

 

[squidbuddy99]

And before I forget, I absolutely LOATHE the Bachelor.
This is the synopsys of every episode to date.

Spoiler: Surprize,surprize!

IT'S ALL STAGED, STFU
It is almost impossible for any real relationship to take place under the time period of about a month, maybe 2. There's been so many 'shocking' final episodes where he/she picks no-one, all in a ploy to get viewers to flock in for the next season where the dumpee gets to have his way. BULLSHIT!

 

[Disaster Button]

Family Guy sucks bad too. I honestly don't how it convinced so many people into thinking that it's funny. I've seen a few, and they were all piles of boring, un-funny shit.

People probably find it funny because they have different taste and opinions to you. I know thats my reason.

Whatever, you're part of why TV has sucked for the last ten years. I hope you like it, you've earned every minute of that juvenile drivel.

You probably thought Halo was a good game too.

Lol, someones a bit touchy. But how exactly am I a part? I don't produce these shows which you seem to think are so worthless.

I actually enjoy a show you don't. I disagree with you. Obviously that makes me such a bad person. I'm sorry everyone doesn't agree with your opinion, but apparently people other than you decide to think for themslves and not listen to you. Free will is such a ***** huh.

And actually I've never played Halo, but it's kidna funny how you think what video games I enjoy reflect who I am as a person, what a sad, lonely, ignorant life you must lead.

All this from someone who can't drink, smoke, drive (maybe) or vote. If these are the pearls of wisdom I can expect from a seventeen year old, I can see I better change my ways, before you set the Naruto clique after me.

Oh my, you're ignorance really knows no bounds does it? Since when has being unable to drive, drink or smoke affected someone's personality or point of view?

And don't assume you know me please, you've guessed like 3 times and been wrong everytime, Naruto sucks, so please try not to make yourself look anymore stupid by guessing my interests.

I'm pretty sure fifteen years of life experience means something, and I do know you like to argue with folk you think of as less intelligent than you.

Write me back when your testicles descend.

Meh, to be honest, I'm arguing cos you insulted me back like in the second quote or something, and I'm not much fond of that, especially when it's for no reason. And because you're lack of intelligence amuses me to no end

Just a few things. While it is becoming more and more accepted by the lazy public at large, starting a sentence with and is still technically incorrect. Don't do it. Let's see... oh, you used you're instead of your. You also forgot to end the sentence with punctuation.

Those are just the corrections for that single post. I went to your profile and looked back through a few of your last posts, and... well...

I don't think you really have any place to be insulting someone else's intellect.

Sadly, you are right. I have no idea what I was thinking when I was writing these posts as I never do that so I do apologise, quite sincerely.

Although, I don't quite know what you mean about my previous posts showing a lack of intelligence. My grammar is almost always correct, not counting the odd typo or slip - up. Not to mention the fact that judging a smattering of posts is hardly an effect way of gauging intelligence especially on an internet forum, even if it is the Escapist. But you take from my posts what you will, I'm hardly in a position to change what you think, you'd be the first person to criticise my grammar and intelligence on the Escapist if you did so, so congratulations I suppose.