The worst thing to happen to you at a party?
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Hrm i dont think my "Parties" end really badly actually, heres an example of the usual.
I rarely drink, but when i do i can drink almost everyone i know under the Table, so to speak, except my Sister, but i still think she stores half the alcohol in her tits so she has some for later (Yes, hers are rather big and its my way of making fun of her). Anyways, usually i have a sort of get-together with my Friends, like everyone is invited and we do a lil party, drink, talk about all kinds of weird shit until we start with our usual practice of betting to the last Man/Woman standing, ergo, coma-drinking.
The last one to pass out wins. Regardless of who wins though, by the time one of us wakes up the seating arrangement changed, for example, before we passed all out, we could have been sitting opposite of each other, like girls one side and the guys on the other side, i usually wake up in the lap of one of my female friends, despite that my girlfriend is also there (hardly suprising since its my house and she lives there with me)
I dont really know what exactly happen in the time everyone is passed out, or at least in the time i am, but except for the waking up in a position i was very sure not to have been in beforehand nothing bad or weird really happens, no one got ever drunk and it ended with anything sexual for example, tho for some reason at times i tend to wake up half-naked anyway. Its confusing to say the least..but thats about how all my parties go down. Most suprising part is, never has anyone thrown up before, during or after the party that i am aware of, so unless some unseen entity removes that and changes the seating arrangement, i cant explain to myself what exactly happens.
On the good side however, or rather on the unweird side, im usually, at least when it comes to outside parties, the designated driver, despite sometimes drinking as much as the rest of my mates. Once i got held up by the police, driving my mates home. So since i was driving i had to do the little alcohol test, walking on a straight line, tapping your nose with closed eyes etc, everything fine, then they get the idea of using that alcoholtest-thingy, i had about 2 Promille. I will never forget the look on the cops faces for the rest of my life, since apparently i was driving alot better than some people who are totally sober. Needless to say i got a stern warning but was allowed to drive my mates home, since me driving was the best alternative XD
I rarely drink, but when i do i can drink almost everyone i know under the Table, so to speak, except my Sister, but i still think she stores half the alcohol in her tits so she has some for later (Yes, hers are rather big and its my way of making fun of her). Anyways, usually i have a sort of get-together with my Friends, like everyone is invited and we do a lil party, drink, talk about all kinds of weird shit until we start with our usual practice of betting to the last Man/Woman standing, ergo, coma-drinking.
The last one to pass out wins. Regardless of who wins though, by the time one of us wakes up the seating arrangement changed, for example, before we passed all out, we could have been sitting opposite of each other, like girls one side and the guys on the other side, i usually wake up in the lap of one of my female friends, despite that my girlfriend is also there (hardly suprising since its my house and she lives there with me)
I dont really know what exactly happen in the time everyone is passed out, or at least in the time i am, but except for the waking up in a position i was very sure not to have been in beforehand nothing bad or weird really happens, no one got ever drunk and it ended with anything sexual for example, tho for some reason at times i tend to wake up half-naked anyway. Its confusing to say the least..but thats about how all my parties go down. Most suprising part is, never has anyone thrown up before, during or after the party that i am aware of, so unless some unseen entity removes that and changes the seating arrangement, i cant explain to myself what exactly happens.
On the good side however, or rather on the unweird side, im usually, at least when it comes to outside parties, the designated driver, despite sometimes drinking as much as the rest of my mates. Once i got held up by the police, driving my mates home. So since i was driving i had to do the little alcohol test, walking on a straight line, tapping your nose with closed eyes etc, everything fine, then they get the idea of using that alcoholtest-thingy, i had about 2 Promille. I will never forget the look on the cops faces for the rest of my life, since apparently i was driving alot better than some people who are totally sober. Needless to say i got a stern warning but was allowed to drive my mates home, since me driving was the best alternative XD
Actually I went as an undead MiG Pilot, The helmet is actually surplus from a Russian miliary warehouse - bargain off eBay ;DInsanum said:Youve got red on you.danosaurus said:LOL! Messy adolescentsshophius said:
Pretty sure my story beats all.
It was the night of my 24th birthday (last June), I'd organised about 30 mates to meet up at a pub in the city... everyone showed up but me.
I took too many magic mushrooms and had a bad trip, I'd taken them before and had rad fun with them but this time I was in the wrong environment for it, didn't even make it past the RSL (Pre-drinks).
To descirbe some of the hallucinations;
One of my mates was wearing a panda suit, the trees were made of Lego and everyone in the restaurant part of the RSL was staring at me with black eyes and then when i Turned to face them, they'd quickly whip their heads back simultaneously...
I started freaking out a little and walked to the carpark to chill out a bit. Looked up to the concrete roof and there was big fat sticky drops of molten concrete dripping down on me and all of the cars were changing colour from green//yellow//orange. Didn't come down from the trip for about 8 hours - spent that time in my mates house trying to calm down by watching futurama LOL.
Biggest fail ever. I still haven't heard the end of it from my mates.
This years party was a much bigger success though - Zombie dress-up theme.
Here's a photo of my costume if anyone's interested
Did you go as a generic zomb? That hat looks pilotesque...
Also - if you look closely to the bottom left you can see a Soviet badge and C.C.C.P and that's a jumpsuit I'm wearing
i was in a big metal fest this winter and got too drunk before the festival begun, i don't remember any of the bands and the worst thing i lost front tooth somewhere (friend told that i failed to headbang), i remember only when i was going to sleep and how everything was going round
LICD DOES rockDaveman said:
I suppose the worst thing that happened to me at a party was getting reeeeeeeeally stoned, to the point I actually started tripping out. I actually felt like I was bleeding internally and was chatting to people like "... I really don't know if I should call an ambulance or not... should I take the risk?"
Thankfully they were all pretty high too, but I did get remembered for being "the guy who did WAY too much". The trip lasted 3.5 hours before I finally decided to go to sleep, wondering whether I was gonna wake up at all. Turns out I'd gotten a throat infection from coughing and thought I'd broken a main artery or something.
So yeah, lesson of the day: don't schmoke-a-the-bong if you've got a tickly cough
Whats wrong with us Fatties?! Lol nah it's aight. I understand. Just remember peeps have feelings though.JanatUrlich said:
Never underestimate your ability to fall asleep wherever and whenever when pissed.teisjm said:
I drank 3/4 of a litre bottle of vodka (straight not mixed) within an hour of arriving, got with the girl I like (but couldn't remember doing it after), threw up so many times I couldn't count, then got dragged into a bedroom and laid out on the floor where everyone stood over me for a very long time - whilst I continued to throw up in a bin.
Anyway, one minute that's how things are, next minute it's half 1 in the morning, everyone except 4 people have gone because people got kicked out at 12 (I think some things got broken) and I have very few memories of the night.
Ah, good times.
Oh, and this other time we were in a flat at this guy's party, and one of the neighbours got mad because we were being too loud and brought round some guy who took a knife with him and started waving it about at people. It was on a pretty rough estate.
The guy's flat was at the very end though, and there was a big line of trees (I think it actually backed on to a woodland) so 3 of us hid in the trees whilst they went inside. It was actually pretty hilarious. I went up there to make a pissed phone call, and when we came back some twat's got his shirt off ready for a fight (with someone with a knife, he wasn't the brightest) and trying to hug me because he thought something had happened to me; I'd only met him a couple of hours earlier.
What? I have to contribute as well? I can't just post the picture? OK then...
I got punched in the balls by my ex while trying to chat up another girl. She wasn't even angry, she does it just for fun, whenever I'm not expecting it. (my ex, not the other girl)
You can't be allergic to alcohol its a poison... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison] not an allergen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allergen] guess you could have no liver but even then its a poisondontworryaboutit said:
Guess mine would be after a party I was really getting into a nice spot with these three girls kept drinking and woke-up taped to my wall... good news was they were nice and helped get me down... bad news was with no clothes on that tape was really unpleasant coming off some parts of me!
