The worst thing you could say out loud

[Novajam]

Here's how it works.

Come up with the worst thing you could say out loud, under your breath, think, in a group situation, etc. Then post it.

Inspired by this [http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080806.html].

I didn't really enjoy Half Life 2.

 

[Omnidum]

"Oh go to Hell, will ya?!"

 

[chomesuke]

God you're ugly...
Ow you were listening?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"So I blew him up!"

 

[chomesuke]

in a busy elevator:
''ow shit, my ebola is really acting up today...''

 

[Mr Invisible]

"I wonder if I could do it without her noticing... Nah it's too risky... maybe just once..."

 

[COR 2000]

God, I hope nobody notices what I'm looking at...

 

[chomesuke]

Yes you're right i'm only doing it for the sex, but i'm not saying that outlou...shit!

 

[COR 2000]

I hope nobody knows I'm actually an alien from Jupiter...

 

[chomesuke]

i hope he won't look back, while i'm trying to sneak up on him..

 

[COR 2000]

I hope that he has no idea about my plans...

 

[John Galt]

Aw man, I just remembered the funniest black joke. Don't worry though, I'll wait until you leave to room to tell it.

 

[chomesuke]

Man do i hope they're breathing through their mouths...

 

[Murrah]

"I want to Score tonight!"

 

[chomesuke]

I really liked spore!

 

[COR 2000]

I LIKE PIE!!!!

 

[COR 2000]

I hope nobody notices the Nuke that I just stole.

 

[chomesuke]

trust me...

 

[COR 2000]

trust me...

I'm an abortionist. (I'm going to hell for that one.)