The worst thing you could say out loud

[FalloutJack]

Okay, here's one that would most likely get me killed or worse.

"I voted for Bush twice."

 

[Crowghast]

"I make herpes look good."

 

[SsilverR]

hmm .. does anyone know if gangrene can be suxually transmitted?

 

[Crowghast]

During a live concert, in a new band that's just gotten a record deal and is on their first "Battle of the Bands" to earn some extra cash to make their new CD, your opening song goes:


[i\]"Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.[/i]

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I do not think this, but it would be pretty bad. Inside Bungie studios HQ:

MASTER CHIEF SUCKS BALLS!

 

[boyitsme95]

I can't fit anymore bodies in there, it's filling up. Just let me use your...O hello, officer.
I wonder if the Hendersons noticed the poop yet..
I wish someone would punch me in the face right now.
Look, I just found out I have herpes, so I need you to tell your parents to do something.

 

[GaD]

saying "dude id tottally do ur mom"

while her boxer/wrestler husband is in the room

You lost the game:

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For those of you who know, hate me, for those that don't, go look it up I can't be arsed.

shit i just lost the game

friend of mine shouted that in a exam room with about 100 people in it when the examiners left the room for like 2 min everyone was raging :L

 

[The_Chief]

while talking to your friend while your partner is in the room "dude i hope she doesnt find out about my gohneria i just need to find a way to break up with her before she notices it burns to pee."

 

[Syoca]

While in a quiet Biology classroom (Actually happened to me, not a good time in my life.) "Necropedifeliac!"

 

[DougNotDougie]

i have only said this once
i was with my friend joking around and said I HAVE AIDS

(REALLY LOUD IN PUBLIC)

 

[Lullabye]

"And if you turn it like this puss starts coming out!" (in a matter o fact voice)