The Worst Thing You've Ever Done?

[Vengeful Dusk]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

You MONSTER!!!

I regret NOTHING!!!!!

I also used to make sexist jokes all the time to my ex-girlfriend, JUST to annoy her because it made things interesting :3

There were also some instances of extremely petty shoplifting from years ago. I used to nab sweets and things and then sell them to people in school, because hey, Yu-Gi-Oh cards weren't cheap :')

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I Killed a man in Reno.

Let's not talk about it.

Its not like you did it just to watch him die so you're ok.

I got very very drunk once and gave another girl a love bite despite having a girlfriend. I told her right away. It was horrible, i felt terrible, the second i did i got up and ran home, texting her on the way. It was literally the worst thing ive ever done. She forgave me. The mark at school the next day still haunts me. As does the person in question who i go to school with. My girlfriend hated this girl so much.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I wacked off in a hospital bed once

 

[SausageAssassin]

When I was about four, and was foramlly introduced to my first black person, I asked my mom why his skin was dirty.

I also once shit like a goat all over a restaurant when i was really young. My mom had to go around and collect the marble sized shits as she chased me.

I once moved a really big circus advertisement sign into the middle of a road when I was really drunk and ended up getting myself and three of my innocent friends arrested.

I also slept with one of my friends girlfriends but that seems oddly common on this thread.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

You MONSTER!!!

I regret NOTHING!!!!!

I also used to make sexist jokes all the time to my ex-girlfriend, JUST to annoy her because it made things interesting :3

There were also some instances of extremely petty shoplifting from years ago. I used to nab sweets and things and then sell them to people in school, because hey, Yu-Gi-Oh cards weren't cheap :')

I can relate to the Yu-Gi-Oh theft. that's how I got my Exodia cards

 

[Vengeful Dusk]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

You MONSTER!!!

I regret NOTHING!!!!!

I also used to make sexist jokes all the time to my ex-girlfriend, JUST to annoy her because it made things interesting :3

There were also some instances of extremely petty shoplifting from years ago. I used to nab sweets and things and then sell them to people in school, because hey, Yu-Gi-Oh cards weren't cheap :')

I can relate to the Yu-Gi-Oh theft. that's how I got my Exodia cards

Haha That's how i ended up with a deck pretty much made entirely of powerful shiny cards... It was worth it... especially as I never got caught

 

[Broady Brio]

Worst thing was probably ruin someone's life.

I guessed his Hotmail password linked to his Gmail, Youtube and Facebook.

Lied to his face constantly, eventually made him believe me that I didn't "hack" his account.

Made him punch me to prove to the other people at school that I was "the better man" by not fighting back at all.

This guy bullied me for two years. However, maybe he didn't deserve ALL I did to him. Now he's the In Real Life version of "Forever Alone." No one takes him seriously and I've heard he's become self-harming too. Maybe I've should've did less to him.

 

[FamoFunk]

Beating someone up when I was 16. They went to hospital, I got arrested. What a weird night that was.

 

[TheEye]

Hm...where to begin. I'll skip over most of my shenanigans, since most of them involve illegal substances and I don't know the rules for discussing drugs on this forum.

I shoplifted a bunch of shit when I was 16-18, including(but not limited to) a ton of clothes from walmart(which I took to another walmart to "return" without a receipt.) Made a nice chunk of change doing that, albeit the money was placed on gift cards.

Drove my friends car under the influence and did not know how to drive in the first place.

Skipped like 10109281 classes when I was in school(something I absolutely regret doing).

Was arrested for possession(it really wasn't mine, but since possession is 9/10 of the law, I kept my mouth shut and went down alone).

Jumped someones fence so I could use their empty pool to chill and smoke a blunt.

Was an unknowing accomplice in a robbery(friend said wait in the car, went up to his other friends house, and stole a shit ton of Ecstacy).

There's more, but I think these are my worst offenses. Funny thing is, up until 10th grade, I was what most people would call a good kid. A's and B's, never got in trouble, all that good stuff.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I bullied my sister and the 'token new kid' at school, made an ex girlfriend cry because of a petty argument about beans [of all things], worried the living daylights out of my parents by self-harming, hurt a cat on purpose [and I love cats], threw a sizable rock into a guy's back [he was bullying a friend of mine, but it could have led to paralysis]... I want to go back in time and kick my ass.

 

[Drakane]

ummm lets see... I once punched my girlfriend. Granted I was sleeping and she startled me awake and I came up swinging... was a complete accident but I felt like a real asshole.

hypothetically speaking: I may have sold drugs for a wile, kicked in someones door while brandishing a loaded 9 mm w/ 2 friends w/ intention of burying a body in the Nebraska sand hills (the guy had a real bad habit of beating the shit out of women and putting them in the hospital and the police are terrible around here), and destroyed someones car w/ bat and hammer because we couldn't find him (another person that found it fun to beat women, pregnant ones nonetheless). All hypothetical of course...

 

[PatSilverFox]

Made someone kill himself by telling him he was being cheated on.
Probs going to hell for it :l

 

[Skoldpadda]

I read Twilight.

 

[MaxwellMurder]

Heroin for 2 years but now im clean an serine for a little over year now thanks to Modding UT2004

 

[Twilight.falls]

I've made my mother cry before. Long story. I still regret it. Yes, I've apologized, and she says she forgives me, but I can't forgive myself for it.

I'm making a list of things to repent for whenever I'm on my death bed. I'll be sure to add to it through the years.

 

[Caverat]

I am incapable of experiencing regret or guilt, and I look down on those who are weak enough to do so.

That is probably the 'worst thing' I've ever done, and will continue to do.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I wrote on two different bathroom walls. With one, it was already covered in writing so I wrote "Stop writing on the walls", and on another I simply wrote "Bad Wolf". I hope at least a few people will realize why that's awesome.

Spoiler: On a more serious note though...

A while back, I visited a friend's dorm, where his roomate (and my friend who I hadn't seen for a while) was drunk of his ass. Naturally, my friends and I messed with him. It started out fairly innocently, (making him play dance games on the Wii, dropping ice cream on his face and convincing him he dropped it on himself...Multiple times.) but after a while, it got kind of...Dark.

It's a little hard to explain exactly how we got here, but the bottom line is, we had him searching the dorm for an entirely fictional object. My friend motivated him by telling him that if he couldn't find said object, various bad things would happen, the severity of which got worse and worse over time. Eventually, we had him crying on his bed because he was afraid his girlfriend would break up with him and find someone new, all his friends and family would hate him, and...get ready...THERE WOULD BE NO MORE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. Now, this is obviously a ridiculous scenario, and it's his fault for getting drunk enough to believe it, right? Well, we THOUGHT that until be said, between sobs...Well...He said "I feel like I did when Mom died." As you might be able to gather, his mother is dead. We felt horrible about the whole thing after that.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I am incapable of experiencing regret or guilt, and I look down on those who are weak enough to do so.

That is probably the 'worst thing' I've ever done, and will continue to do.

Hahahaha, Wow. You remind me of a Dalek, in that you're kind of impossible to take seriously. "I AM INCAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING GUILT. ONLY THE WEAK HAVE NEED FOR EMOTION. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINAAATE!!!"

 

[bootz]

My friends and I stole a Orange Contruction barrel. We brought it home and my step dad saw it and freaked and told us we had to get rid of it. My friend then put it in the woods across from my house.

Three days later my neighbor sees it and takes it out of the woods. Hes a Ned flanders type and thought someone just threw it away. It's now in his driveway. He uses it as a parking guide.

It makes me snicker everytime i see it.

 

[steeple]

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I know it's quite an old post, but I just saw it... and I never felt such anger in my life...

I'm sorry, but I just had to say something... nothing aimed directly at you, mind you, just as what has been written in said post...

OT: I made a joke about my brother's friend... said friend died due to tonsil removal surgery complications... my mother convinced him not to hit me, and I'm somewhat upset that I didnt get what I deserved for it...