The WORST ZP review?

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DrEmo

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That's a challenge right there. It's easy to find the best ZP review, now try to find the WORST one.

I couldn't they were all good. Even the slower ones had a line or two so golden it saved the whole review and gave bonus points to every other review.


Challenge Accepted, escapists?
 
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mirror said:
The Black Ops teenage girl analogy was painful to listen to.
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I thought it was brilliant, if slightly disgusting. But nonetheless very realistic.

My worst would definetely be April Fool's joke.
 
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A tie between his review of Assassins Creed 2 and his joint review of L4D2 and New Super Mario Wii. Neither of them were what I'd consider bad but they were unremarkable and not very memorable. I wonder, would it be worse if those reviews HAD been technically bad or not?
 
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Ugh so many bad ones to choose from

I'd say "review" wise it would be the duke nukem one - simply because there was nothing to be a critic about and any other critic/reviewer/whatever would most likely get docked a weeks pay for that
 
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If by worst you mean one that was kind of boring, i would say the iPhone Games review.
 
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DrEmo

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mirror said:
The Black Ops teenage girl analogy was painful to listen to.
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It was until he said "Howler monkey sex fantasy.", then I just lost it and couldn't stop laughing. His analogies, while sometimes biting and hurtful, are hilarious and genius.

Just finished re-watching the Black Ops review. It was a classic.
 
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ReservoirAngel said:
April Fool's joke.

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Not really. The April Fool's episode was a subversion of the whole premise of the series (ie, cramming in the maximum amount of words in the minimum amount of time by using Zero Punctuation (see what I did there?)

Wost episode has to be Epic Mickey. Dunno what exactly, but his humor just isn't on par with S&MGalaxy 2 and Duke Nukem Forever. It's too much disney bashing, I think.
 
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chif-ii said:
ReservoirAngel said:
April Fool's joke.

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Not really. The April Fool's episode was a subversion of the whole premise of the series (ie, cramming in the maximum amount of words in the minimum amount of time by using Zero Punctuation (see what I did there?)

Wost episode has to be Epic Mickey. Dunno what exactly, but his humor just isn't on par with S&MGalaxy 2 and Duke Nukem Forever. It's too much disney bashing, I think.
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I agree,the Epic Mickey review was lacking something.I think it was the review.
 
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I thought the Torchlight review was his worst so far. He based a lot of his ranting on basic factual information about the game which wasn't even correct, and missed several of the game's key features that addressed his complaints. I've never seen him put his foot in it quite that bad since. I guess he was having a busy week and didn't get that much time to play it.

On the other hand, offensive humour - bring it on.
 
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There's probably a worse one, but his Valkyria Chronicles review had outright lies in it (weapons do branch out, and characters do die).
 
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