How did I get here? Heh, I only just realised as I typed this that did is a palindrome. Also, does anyone else tend to always read this backwards as shit at first? Also, dear appears to be an anagram of read. That's kind of cool. I seem to be very easily impressed by the wonders of language today. Quaffle. That is not in fact a real word, but I like how it sounds. It kind of seems like an old fashioned synonym of balderdash or rubbish or something. 'What an absolute load of Quaffle' they would say. What the hell am I blathering on about? Are you still reading this? Christ, you must have a lot of free time on your hands to be trawling through all this Quaffle. Go do something productive. Like conquer Luxembourg. I'm not exactly sure what you'd have to gain from doing that, but given the size of the nation I would think it to be a relatively ease task, plus you get to feel like you accomplished something and that's always nice. So go do that, go overthrow the government of a micro-state. Or just fix your printer or something. Tidy your room. That might be a little more attainable at the current fixture. Baby steps. Clean room today, Luxembourg tomorrow. Then get me a coffee. A frappucino actually. Yes, I want you to fly to the South of England, go to the Starbucks in the city nearest to my house and then deliver it to my doorstep, what's so taxing about that? Or just have one of your newly acquired Luxembourgian minions do it. I don't mind either way. See? I'm not that unreasonable. Now hop to it, I'm getting thirsty. Chop! Chop!
That's what I wrote. Also, you're a no good quitter and a coward for taking the easy way out. Shame on you. [sub](Seriously though, I wouldn't blame you, that was a lot to slog through for no real reward.)[/sub]