The "Yahtzee" Birthday Spectacubash

[klakkat]

What a great idea. you should send him Knights Of The Old Republic, a truly excellent game to lift his spirits.

I'm pretty sure he owns or has played KotoR, given that he references it on ZP.

 

[Thespian42]

Send him liquor.

Perfect.

 

[Croaker42]

You want to give someone who plays games for a living, games for his birthday. That's just cruel.

This

I almost think a deacent cigar (and a gun/list of addresses) would go farther then a vidiogame, in making a critics life that much more bareable.

 

[salamarian]

What a great idea. you should send him Knights Of The Old Republic, a truly excellent game to lift his spirits.

I'm pretty sure he owns or has played KotoR, given that he references it on ZP.

You're point being? you can never have too many copies of KotoR

 

[NoTroll]

Send him liquor.

Perfect.

He seems like the kind of guy who'd like a good scotch.

 

[Erana]

Send him liquor.

Send him porn, too. Or perhaps a hooker. Are those legal in Australia?

 

[HT_Black]

Superman 64 and an AK rifle.
I've no more to say.

 

[BubblesKnowsNothing]

I'd like to suggest Whiplash, it's on ps2 and xbox, should be relatively easy to get.

 

[Thespian42]

You know what would make this a bit more personal? If you attached small (As in short, bearable, not too much) notes on the inside covers of any game you donate.

 

[Clashero]

So, this is essentially a candy-coated request for a review? Several months late?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

All that ' I hate fans' stuff aside, I am sure he is not really that insecure so as to appear at every moment in real life a cynical, contrary bastard.

In otherwords, it's a nice idea and if the man has any integrity or decency he will be quite touched by it.

It beats nagging at him to review your favorite game anyway.

 

[Thespian42]

So, this is essentially a candy-coated request for a review? Several months late?

Well, not really. I mean, if he reviewed any of the games he actually got it may prove to be interesting, but I wouldn't be expecting anything.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Maybe you should do something original and send him, I don't know something like Branston pickle for his birthday.

 

[Clashero]

So, this is essentially a candy-coated request for a review? Several months late?

Well, not really. I mean, if he reviewed any of the games he actually got it may prove to be interesting, but I wouldn't be expecting anything.

I see. Well, I'd be interested in his opinion of The Longest Journey/Dreamfall. They're story-heavy games, much like the ones he's made, but heaps better. In fact, I don't think any game has ever surpassed them in terms of setting, characters, voice acting and story.

 

[Thespian42]

Maybe you should do something original and send him, I don't know something like Branston pickle for his birthday.

Great! I don't know why no one's thought of that yet!

 

[NoTroll]

Maybe good vodka. I seem to recall him mentioning a fondness for it in one review or another.

 

[Pendragon9]

Send him a cupcake. Who doesn't like cupcakes?

 

[Thespian42]

Send him a cupcake.

Good, but how do we mail a cupcake?

 

[Pendragon9]

Send him a cupcake.

Good, but how do we mail a cupcake?

Well, there's no real wrong way to mail one.

I prefer missile since they go really fast.

 

[ben---neb]

Send him Beyond Good and Evil.

ps. the guy above me surely deserves some form of capital punishment for his immature, abusive and frankly disgusting behaviour. Yeah, he was banned but he still has his life.