I love how it always says 'Zombie Apocalypse' a million times on the latest threads, followed by the 'new!' tag.
The Zombie Apocalypse has come
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I'd make FUCKING REPEAT THREADS
And then I could kill the zombies with them... yes... *evil laugh*
And then I could kill the zombies with them... yes... *evil laugh*
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
I WIN!
but if cracked is not to be trusted then i would execute my master plan; to sit and wait for the inevitable end. I mean, they ARE ZOMBIES! And bill overbeck isn't here to save me.
I WIN!
but if cracked is not to be trusted then i would execute my master plan; to sit and wait for the inevitable end. I mean, they ARE ZOMBIES! And bill overbeck isn't here to save me.
Well, while everyone else is crowding up the supermarkets I'm grabbing my best friends and driving to the nearest servo, taking as much food, drink and petrol as possible. Then I'm driving to the outskirts of Adelaide and holding up in the most secure place I can find. I'm boarding up all windows and then waiting it out.
Should zombies attack I'm hoping they all come in through one way so we can leg it out the other and into the car that hopefully has enough petrol left to get us to the next servo and you see where this is heading.
Oh but before we go we're stopping in at Bunnings and taking anything that could be used as a weapon seeing as I live in Australia and the chances of getting a gun here aren't high.
Either that or I'll run around screaming like a lunatic and draw all the zombies right to me.
Should zombies attack I'm hoping they all come in through one way so we can leg it out the other and into the car that hopefully has enough petrol left to get us to the next servo and you see where this is heading.
Oh but before we go we're stopping in at Bunnings and taking anything that could be used as a weapon seeing as I live in Australia and the chances of getting a gun here aren't high.
Either that or I'll run around screaming like a lunatic and draw all the zombies right to me.
I wouldn't be worried and just stay inside until it ended.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
too many of these are the same: run to steal the necessities, run to find shelter and stay there.
one problem is that, again, that plan is so common everyone is going to be looting the necessities so the best case senario realy is that you get anything leftover, the more likely scenario is that there's nothing left, the worst case scenario is that you get killed by a looter after fighting over a twinkie.
the other problem is that when hiding in your fortress, even if it is impenitrable, you're more likiely to run out of supplies before you run out of zombies.
OT: I won't tell all of my Z plan, but I'll say that 25 percent of it involves me hoping that I'm not one of the initialy infected, 25 percent involves me hoping that it isn't airborn, and 25 percent involves my knowledge of just how unlikely the zombie appacalypse is.
one problem is that, again, that plan is so common everyone is going to be looting the necessities so the best case senario realy is that you get anything leftover, the more likely scenario is that there's nothing left, the worst case scenario is that you get killed by a looter after fighting over a twinkie.
the other problem is that when hiding in your fortress, even if it is impenitrable, you're more likiely to run out of supplies before you run out of zombies.
OT: I won't tell all of my Z plan, but I'll say that 25 percent of it involves me hoping that I'm not one of the initialy infected, 25 percent involves me hoping that it isn't airborn, and 25 percent involves my knowledge of just how unlikely the zombie appacalypse is.
Assuming that they haven't already reached a "safe point" (and assuming they don't exist and the world/continent atleast is in anarchy) I'd gather as many friends as I can. Them because of trust. None of them are particularly great at zombie surviving skills (some can shoot and all that) but I'm such a socially dependent person that if I didn't have them around I'd get depressed WAY quicker than I would wi total strangers. Don't get me wronthough, if I stumble upon some elite sniper or whoever I'd let them come with us. But preference.
Actual plan wise, in grade 11 me and a friend came up with a plan, we haven't talked since then, so it wouldn't happen with him, but the idea is the same. We'd find someone who can fly an airplane (big enough to hold everyone) and fly to San Francisco, when we get there, we'd take a boat and go to Alkatraz, because there's no land access and unless the zombies are super athleates they can't swim. If we ever need supplies we can take our boat back to land and scavenge.
Back up plan. I was in San Diego or someplace in Cali. and it's on the ocean, and at one point there's a bridge/highway style road out to an island pretty far off shore. It's really nice and there's a lot more... Liveable buildings there than on Alkatraz. There is land access though. But it's defendable with the right equipment.
But in seriousness, I'd just barricade my home and fill it with supplies. I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Last Monday we were the 2nd or 3rd coldest pace in the world. And last winter the temperature hit -50 Celcius (very unusual granted. But it still hits -20 to -30 regularly in winter) so waiting it out wouod be beat.
Actual plan wise, in grade 11 me and a friend came up with a plan, we haven't talked since then, so it wouldn't happen with him, but the idea is the same. We'd find someone who can fly an airplane (big enough to hold everyone) and fly to San Francisco, when we get there, we'd take a boat and go to Alkatraz, because there's no land access and unless the zombies are super athleates they can't swim. If we ever need supplies we can take our boat back to land and scavenge.
Back up plan. I was in San Diego or someplace in Cali. and it's on the ocean, and at one point there's a bridge/highway style road out to an island pretty far off shore. It's really nice and there's a lot more... Liveable buildings there than on Alkatraz. There is land access though. But it's defendable with the right equipment.
But in seriousness, I'd just barricade my home and fill it with supplies. I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Last Monday we were the 2nd or 3rd coldest pace in the world. And last winter the temperature hit -50 Celcius (very unusual granted. But it still hits -20 to -30 regularly in winter) so waiting it out wouod be beat.
I'm tired of all these "zombie apocalypse threads popping up every day or so. When a real one pops up, how the hell are we to tell the difference between titles? Damn, half of the escapists will be eaten by the time we realize the mistake of the idiocy of constantly retitling the same thing until it's an actual news bulletin and we ignore it becasue of such.
Go inside and watch all the episodes of 24 back-to-back and then go outside with my undead rake and sweep all the dead zombies off of my lawn.
stay in my house, barricade the entrances, live off rice pasta and spaghetti till the military gets off it's arse and saves mine...if the military get beat then its time for a nice healthy dose of vitamin suicide
Bring all my canned food, water, and weapons into the attic where I'll lay low for as long as I can while the panic dies down, then start my own Government loyalist militia with the goal of cleansing my town of the undead and protecting the citizens of Castle Rock, CO...
They will call me Commander Stuart...
They will call me Commander Stuart...
