Theoretical Situation #1

[MrSnugglesworth]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

 

[neoman10]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

Saving Private Ryan was a good movie

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Assuming we have smoke grenades, I'd toss a few between us and the most likely locations of the enemy sniper, and then dash for the nearest street corner and find a safe way through buildings or backstreets/alleys to reach the objective.

You win an internet and a cookie.

Good thinking my man.

I think that's the first time I ever got an internet or a cookie or any such sentimental but virtually meaningless reward over the internet. Figures that if I got one at all it would be from something related to military tactics.

 

[the big kahuna]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Yes it should be. Sorry, I'm tired and I've had a long day. Working on "Hypothetical" Situation #2. Should be easier than this.

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

Saving Private Ryan was a good movie

Yes it was havent seen it in year i dont remember anything like that happening in it though.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

 

[neoman10]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

Saving Private Ryan was a good movie

Yes it was havent seen it in year i dont remember anything like that happening in it though.

when the big guy got shot, the other guy was watching him

(specific, I know)

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

Saving Private Ryan was a good movie

Yes it was havent seen it in year i dont remember anything like that happening in it though.

when the big guy got shot, the other guy was watching him

(specific, I know)

Uh, I may have to watch the movie and get back to you on that one.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

 

[Handofpwn]

Ask my commander to run a scan of the area. The commander shouldnt be fighting, anyway. Thats how you lose matches in battlefield 2.

 

[the big kahuna]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

 

[neoman10]

wait, would you consider a UAV air support, they are awfully small now aren't they

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

 

[Handofpwn]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Who are you referring to...? So far as I can tell no one strayed very far off topic. also, caps means you are yelling. Yelling at people on the internet is not polite. I know you probab;y dont need to be told this, but I need to say it.

 

[Spleenbag]

Call in the Low Orbit Ion Cannon, of course. When the harpoons and airstrikes fail, there's only one weapon you can use...

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

Maybe some dude is thinking it all up. Oh yeah, and ring of fire behind you. And your squad is dead. and you only have one bullet in your gun.

 

[Handofpwn]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

Yeah. It does say theoretical in the title.