Um...Well, I'd either die from squeeing over the cuteness or become lunch.
There are two stories behind my nickname: 1) When my roommate and I first became roommates, we were dating. He tried to wake me up the morning after I moved here (long day of packing and a 9 hour drive in bad weather) and I hissed at him. 2) Not too long after that, his best friend did something that hardcore angered me and I threatened not to heal him anymore in raids. He bought me the Leaping Hatchling minipet to try and get back in my good graces. I summoned it before a boss pull, and out of the corner of my eye noticed it jumping around while healing. I squeed loud enough to deafen everyone and we wiped.