There is a Spider on your shoulder

[Crazy_Dude]

I would just let it walk on my hand and release it walk away.

Honestly I aint afraid of spiders they are very useful for the ecosystem and I see no good reason to crush them just because you can.

 

[Joe Deadman]

Im wearing the cupped style headphones so it can't get in there anyway

I guess I could just slam my head down on my shoulder, being crushed between my bony shoulder and the afformentioned headphones should do it in pretty good.

 

[the rye]

i am wearing headphones so i guess the spider is screwed, i shall eat the spider instead.

 

[snagli]

depends on the size
small: squash
medium (common household spider): brush off, pierce with pen or corkscrew
large (tarantula sized): brush it off, look at it with fear, overcome fear, trap it, keep it as a pet

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I radiate energy out of every part of my body...melting the spider. Seriously though? Swat it away before enjoying the sensation of killing it slowly (not a huge fan of Spiders).

 

[MDAWG909]

NOTHING!!!! i accept my spidery death fate XD

 

[Arizona Kyle]

Hi how are you........dont look..... there is a spider on your shoulder.
When you move it will run to your ear and eat your brains (i think).
What do you do?
Think quickly, if you think to long the spider will become mad and it will eat one of your vital organs.

Kill it die hard style... with a big ass gun just for the over kill

 

[interspark]

scream loudly, spider's have sensitive hearing, or fart, they have a good sense of smell too

 

[drbarno]

Flick it off my shoulder.

 

[Dogstile]

Kill it. If I can't move, i'll just yell for my brother to kill it.

Duh

 

[sooperman]

It might depend on the type of spider, but in general, I would say "Ah, damn." and brush it away.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Scream and have a massive spaz attack. I hate spiders.

 

[Xaio30]

Let it crawl into my head so my brain can devour it.

 

[Rascarin]

Scream, flail. Standard procedure.

 

[Droppa Deuce]

Make out with it, take it to a nice restaurant, take it home and make slow, sweet love to it, meet the parents, marry it, buy a nice house in the country, have some spider babies, grow old together, die in each other's (or her eight) arms, old grey hairy and happy.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Naw, they don't bite unless provoked. So I'd just get a piece of paper or something and brush it off.

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

*FAAALLCOOON-PUUUUUUUUUUNNCCCHH!!!

Oh, just a spider? It's there for personal reasons, course I'm gonna take over the world with:

 

[Blitzwarp]

Awww, a spider! Coax it onto my hand and put it down in the garage with all of the other spiders who make it up to my room. (Hey, it's cold outside.)

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Crush it. Pluck it off calmly. Allow all the surpressed panic to rise to the surface and flip the fuck out.
You know, standard procedure.