There is a Spider on your shoulder

[Optional Opinion]

Well based on your wording, if I move I die (you think) and if I take too long I die.

So I would just call someone else to remove , or get the cat to kill it.


I'm finding it incredibly hard to read these 'CAPTCHA' anti-spam words.

 

[Nazz3]

I have my headphones on so no worries about it eating my brains. I'll just pick that little cutie up and release it outside.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I'm wearing a hat right now, so meh;D.

But if it was there, I'd flick it off, find it, and pummel it to death.

 

[holy_secret]

I would freak out so bad the whole neighborhood would hear something sounding like a frantic girl screaming her lungs out.
How could I remove it? That would mean making contact with it. Eek! What a tricky situation!!!
PS: I'm a dude (Some seem to have a problem recognizing that. Put up a pic of me just in case ^^)

 

[Brainpalm]

Wearing headphones. Now that's sorted, time to look at more forum posts. Oh and i should probably take care of this spider (it's funny because there is one on y desk now ).

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Freak out... I hate spiders!

 

[Angus565]

Spin kick it off my own shoulder.
Now I'm thinking with portals!

 

[Voodoomancer]

Go *KaFHHOOOOSSHH-CRASH* up in the air and mash into the ceiling, of course.

...what overreaction?

 

[ThatDaveDude1]

Let it bite me so I could become Spiderman.

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

*swings at it with fork* - sorry busy eating.... hmmm spider n chips!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Brush him off, if anything.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Option 1: Flick the bastard off and let him go build a web in my room to kill any insects that dare enter.

Option 2: Wonder why it's here since it's winter and most of the arachnids, insects, etc. should be dead or hiding.

Option 3: Let it bite me and become Spiderman.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Id scream and fall out of my chair while chasing it with my shoes until I end its life. I hate spiders, and bugs.

 

[Caliostro]

I know. I put it there.

 

[Lieju]

Hm, I'd probably get startled.

But seeing how I keep dozen tarantulas and other spiders, I'd try to stay still, try to catch it without harming it, and hope it's not one of my more venomous critters.

 

[michael_ab]

i brush it off, if it is too large to brush it off, it isnt poisonous or aggressive, so i leave it be

 

[ultimateownage]

Only one option really, Doomsday Device activation.

 

[Cookiegerard]

Full blown panic attack.