There's a helicopter ciricling around outside. Make up stuff to tell me what it's doing.

[Vohn_exel]

So some police sirens were going off a while back, and then just now there seems to be a helicopter doing sky donuts outside my house, over the street next to it. I live right by a federal prison (it's literally just down the road, like two miles) so it could be something to do with that, or just some drunk they're looking for.

However, I prefer to believe that life can still be interesting and that magic exists if you squint your eyes really hard. So I think it'd be fun if everyone made stuff up to tell me what they're REALLY doing, circling over the road.

My opinion is that they're hunting for an escaped monster that just so happens has a ray gun that gives super powers.

 

[Vohn_exel]

It's still there, come on guys! *edit: sorry, this was actually a bump because the whole post wasn't showing up for me. But really, it's getting annoying now having the thing fly around outside.*

 

[Canid117]

Its watching you masturbate. Or its killing zombies one of the two... maybe both?

 

[Zac Smith]

I think it's no actually a police helicopter at all, it's just someone having flying lessons, but is really bad and the teacher doesn't care so rather then being in the country where it's safer its over peoples houses.

In all seriousness either a police helicopter looking for someone, or a news helicopter filming for a story

 

[Biosophilogical]

Helicopters are like bats. Their eyesight sucks, they can mess up your stuff if they get in your house, and when they are hungry they fly around eating bugs. That's what it is doing, feeding on insects.

 

[Nielserik]

Women are wrestling naked in the street, and they were supposed to make them stop. They should crash anytime now.

 

[xdom125x]

They heard rumors that Bigfoot was instructed to break 3 guys out of prison. Unfortunately, Bigfoot has a terrible sense of direction because he always walks with his head turned approximately 60 degrees to the right, so he got lost right by your house.

Too bad Bigfoot was just a diversion. Little do the cops know that the breakout is really being attempted through the sewers by

Spoiler

Spoiler: Me. Muwahahaha. okay seriously, the mastermind is

The Loch Ness Monster

That clever bastard was even the one that tipped the cops off to Bigfoot.

 

[Layz92]

You seen Good Fellas? They found you man, they found you.

 

[Vandy]

It's Ceiling Cat. You know what he's watching you do.

 

[Tiger Sora]

It's moments like these you wish you had a powerful laser pointer.

And uhh as to whats they're doing up there....... they got lost. They're looking for a sky sign to see what area they're in. To bad they don't exist yet. Foolish, foolish helicopter.

 

[Zeema]

Were not Watching you.

[whispers to co pilot] 'We Totally Are'

 

[StormShaun]

Well take it from my experience from having Black Hawk helicopters following me all the time ( I know they are!) I usaully duck into the nearest bush or flip them off...wait didnt that start this whole thing!

But I think this is whats going on in the helicopter

Soldier 1: Hey that kid just flipped us off!

Soldier 2: Should we get him?

Soldier in the back: nah, I want to get to Krispy Kreams before it shuts!

Everyone: Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, etc

Soldier 1: Okay we will let him off the hook this time.

I flipped them off the next time as well!
Mwhahaha!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Depends. If you are in the US, and the helicopter is painted black, then its either just the UN patrolling (for some reason), or they are mutilating cattle again for their experiments again.

People actually believe that stuff. Mind you, the US is also home to giant ghost kangaroos who attack people with magic powers, so I guess anything goes.

[small]There really have been a number of reports of giant magic ghost kangaroo attacks in the US, which seems to indicate that the DEA could do with more scrutiny[/small]

 

[praygon]

There hunting for escaped bread men half bread half men there like transformers but they fold up into loafs of bread there the militaries top black ops agents but sometimes they go rouge and need to be hunted down so if several people dressed in black break into your kitchen and start shooting your bread bin you know why.

 

[CouchCommando]

Its part of Scientologys new aggressive cult recruitment drive, your house has been targeted ,expect tom cruise to come rappling through a skylight or window any second now. With a copy of diantetics strapped to his chest and a stun gun.

 

[SilentCom]

It's a conspiracy, the helicopter is tracking a dangerous mutant fugitive with the ability to blow stuff up with it's mind.

 

[Vohn_exel]

Haha, really awesome stuff guys! It was waaay too late at night (or early in the morning) to be anything but a police helicopter, but since they circled for like 30 minutes, you really think they would've figured out whoever they were after went somewhere else, lol.

Its part of Scientologys new aggressive cult recruitment drive, your house has been targeted ,expect tom cruise to come rappling through a skylight or window any second now. With a copy of diantetics strapped to his chest and a stun gun.

So I get to meet a celebrity? Awesome, I'm gonna pimp out my youtube singing videos to him!

It's a conspiracy, the helicopter is tracking a dangerous mutant fugitive with the ability to blow stuff up with it's mind.

Haha, I'm in an X-men crazy lately, you so get 3 (because the Square Root of Nine is Three) internets from me!