There's a new service where gamers can pay girls to play with them...><

[Nomanslander]

The site is called Gamecrush, and on this site you can choose from a number of girls to play with you Xbox Live games such as Halo or MW2. You pretty much pay around 9 American dollars for 10 mins of gameplay, and no this can't be an April fool's joke since there's a few more days left.

(Although ign.com might be pulling a fast one before April 1st to throw us off...0o)

Honestly this has to be the saddest thing I've seen in video gaming ever, and I can imagine there will be a bunch of lonely gamers out that will go through with this service.

I'm speechless...0o

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Wow that's actually hilarious. I have no idea who would pay for something like that, but DAMN.

 

[Souplex]

I need to tell my friends aboot this. Some of my male friends are pathetic enough to pay, some of my female friends are predatory enough to try and make some money off of this.

 

[NIHILHATE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Holy fucking hell that's sad!

 

[Mr. Grey]

So... it's supposed to be the next step in phone sex or what?

"Ooo... I like the size of your gun there..."

EDIT: Read it... I'm not surprised about it at all. It was really only a matter of time... and I wonder how long it will take before it gets the attention of politicians and they work up a bill to illegalize it.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Finally! my life has meaning again!

 

[Mozza444]

Wow, and then what?
You pay for their time to... talk to them?
There must be some seriously lonely people out there... Pretty good paying job for the girls though.

If only i had a high voice, a pair of tits and then i could get payed for playing MW2.

6 days so far, what's that... around 8640 dollars..

I need me some tittys..

 

[Flight]

That's more than a little sad.

 

[Nomanslander]

So you'd pay a (high) fee so a girl plays with you over a network.
so you don't actually meet these girls.
so they might just be 10-year old boys (high voices) pretending to be girls?

Pretty much....XP

 

[Icecoldcynic]

It's actually times like this being female would be a huge payoff... Damn.

 

[Ultress]

Well it sounds cheaper than the prostitutes I pay to play D&D with me.[/stupid claims]


Nothing against those who use this but as the OP said you have to be pretty lonely to use this.
Then again they are probably nicer than some of the other random people online

 

[Altorin]

maybe it's just to get your kill count higher.

hire someone to let you kill them over and over

"You play like a girl!"

 

[Daedalus1942]

The site is called Gamecrush, and on this site you can choose from a number of girls to play with you Xbox Live games such as Halo or MW2. You pretty much pay around 9 American dollars for 10 mins of gameplay, and no this isn't an April fool's joke since there's a few more days left.

Honestly this has to be the saddest thing I've seen in video gaming ever, and I can imagine there will be a bunch of lonely gamers out that will go through with this service.

I'm speechless...0o

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

It's not all that different from a service in Australia that lets you hire your own paparazzi troupe and pretend you're famous, walking down the street with bodyguards and an enterouge. Quite sad, really.
-edit- on a completely unrelated note, I'm now bleeding from the leg.

 

[HuntrRose]

Faith in the human race: -10

 

[ffs-dontcare]

The site is called Gamecrush, and on this site you can choose from a number of girls to play with you Xbox Live games such as Halo or MW2. You pretty much pay around 9 American dollars for 10 mins of gameplay, and no this isn't an April fool's joke since there's a few more days left.

Honestly this has to be the saddest thing I've seen in video gaming ever, and I can imagine there will be a bunch of lonely gamers out that will go through with this service.

I'm speechless...0o

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

Oh hey, next thing you know, you'll be given the option to pay (illegally or otherwise) to have girls play WoW with you!

What I'd like to know is, who the bloody hell thought up this entire idea in the first place?

Funnily enough, this reminds me of Imaginary Girlfriends. Go look it up on Google if you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm not sure if that service is still active and I don't care to find out.

 

[jamesworkshop]

surely after an hour you would have spent as much money as it would take to simpley go out and meet a lady.

 

[Altorin]

The site is called Gamecrush, and on this site you can choose from a number of girls to play with you Xbox Live games such as Halo or MW2. You pretty much pay around 9 American dollars for 10 mins of gameplay, and no this isn't an April fool's joke since there's a few more days left.

Honestly this has to be the saddest thing I've seen in video gaming ever, and I can imagine there will be a bunch of lonely gamers out that will go through with this service.

I'm speechless...0o

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

It's not all that different from a service in Australia that lets you hire your own paparazzi troupe and pretend you're famous, walking down the street with bodyguards and an enterouge. Quite sad, really.
-edit- on a completely unrelated note, I'm now bleeding from the leg.

yes, but that service, while inane COULD potentially get you extra attention, from businesses and people, attention that can come with the perks of being a celebrity.. it's unlikely, but possible..

this is just.. sad.. and not sad really in a "wtf lol" sort of way.. sad like.. I want to cry myself to sleep after thinking about it.