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N1ceDreamz

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ffs-dontcare said:
Nomanslander said:
The site is called Gamecrush, and on this site you can choose from a number of girls to play with you Xbox Live games such as Halo or MW2. You pretty much pay around 9 American dollars for 10 mins of gameplay, and no this isn't an April fool's joke since there's a few more days left.

Honestly this has to be the saddest thing I've seen in video gaming ever, and I can imagine there will be a bunch of lonely gamers out that will go through with this service.

I'm speechless...0o

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html
Oh hey, next thing you know, you'll be given the option to pay (illegally or otherwise) to have girls play WoW with you!

What I'd like to know is, who the bloody hell thought up this entire idea in the first place?
I don't know but whoever did is a damn genius. He/She is going to be rich in no time.
 

Inco

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Thats quite sad. You could, you know, go out and find a girl who plays online. It is not something that is that rare anymore you do know..
But eh, if its there and still thriving after months, then there is a business and this world is as sad as i think it is.
 

Darth Caelum

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Oh god, that is Sad, Hilarious, and pathetic, at the same time. Thing is...i can imagine some of my FRIENDS doing this.
 

Kaltazraza

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Loool that sounds awesome, in some way I don't know.
And very sad in the way that people will do such kinda stupid thing.
 

Branbeggr

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The order should totally come with an achievement for XBL.

"Achievement unlocked: Sadder Than The NDS-Groom."
 

electric discordian

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Hmm, having worked on a chat line for quite a while I can see this taking off in a huge way! Now all we need is the gay lobby to get a hold of this information and the gaming pink pound being exploited again and I can pay my way through teacher training!

But not tell anyone ever how I made the money!
 

seamusotorain

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At around 60 dollars an hour, you may as well just get a hooker to play splitscreen Gears of War with you.

"I'll be...Dom." *takes out whip*.

...ahem.
 

BlindMessiah94

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WanderFreak said:
Here I was thinking it was a service where they actually came to your house and played games with you.

Now who will comfort my pathetic self play old school Goldeneye with me?
Ooh I will!
[small]but I'm not a girl[/small]

OT: Yeah this is pretty lame.
 

The Ewan JF

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SO, I could pay one of these girls to play with me online and have a little chat then never talk to them again or I can just make female friends that I can talk to every week without paying anything who actually listen to what I'm saying. I'll pass.
 

Ghostkai

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Gotta be the easiest way to whore yourself for them to be honest, they don't even have to meet their clients.
 

Altorin

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this also reminds me of a friend of mine, who actually got a guy to pay her real money in order to act like a cyber dominatrix.

she actually made a few hundred dollars just treating him like shit in IRC.
 

Milney

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Each day I lose a little more faith in humanity.

Also, I curse being born male - $54/hour to play games with someone?

I'd do that for a living!

Edit: Wait! I've got it!

If there are people out there who'd pay for this service, maybe there is still a chance for me to get in on the money.

Judging by the amount of smacktalking people claiming to be "pro" online, I'll let people pay me thier cold hard cash to kill me over and over, whilst taking thier abuse on VoIP and mocking awe at thier skills.

If I can't rub thier without them feeling awkward maybe I can rub thier egos instead!

To the business plan! AWAY!
 

Dodgy

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There must be some sextalk involved whilst playing. Why would anyone in there right mind pay for this?
 

Zersy

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I bet most of those girls are gonna get sexually harassed through the headset.

Soceity is changing, good or bad I have no idea now.
 

JokerCrowe

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o_O I can't believe this...this is like people with no friends, paying you to be their friend. Only it's more sad because someone actually thought "hey! I know, since all gamers are pathetic losers with no soacial skills and therefore unable to get girlfriends -and since there are so few "girlgamers" out there- Lets' PAY girls to sit around and play games with the pathetic losers called "gamers"! "yay!", went another person, "it's kind of like a phone sex service, only the gamers actually settle with just talking to a girl! so the workers don't hae to be ashamed of what the do!"
My faith in humanity was almost brought back when Obama's healthcare reform was passed, but now THIS happened?? (>_<)