There's An App for That!

[Jaywebbs]

All teams in position and operation No-More-Chinchilla's a go? there's an app for that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Previously unknown team of ninjas about to strike down with the wrath of God on a cross-thing? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Thankful to have an ally? There's an App for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Decoy Cross thingy in place as you pick of ninja's one by one? There's and app for that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Hiding in the bushes outside your target's house? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Cowering like a coward under a table? There's an App for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Team Sigma burning bushes outside house? There's an app for that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need a Clan Timber Wolf mech airdropped to your location? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Glancing out the window to see Quagmire giggity giggity goo-ing his way around a battlefield? There's an App fo..SHIT! GRENADE!!!!!

 

[Jaywebbs]

Deep striking behind enemy lines? There's an app FOR THE EMPEROR!

 

[Sassafrass]

Wondering whether black would look good on you as you prowl around the combat zone? Only if it's a trench-coat. Then yes, there's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need a surgical airstrike? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need a fuel-air RPG and airstrike? There's a way to win a war...and there's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need Bruce Campbell to finish this fight? There's an app for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

watching as chaos unfolds from a safe location? There's an app for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to resurrect Jack Churchill? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Crying havoc and letting slip the dogs of war? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Throwing bombs full of marzipan and kittens at said dogs? There's an App for that.

[sup]This is giving a great picture in my mind.[/sup]

 

[Jaywebbs]

Calling in air strikes to destroy a battlefield miles away? There's an App for that

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need to escape in the nick of time with a jetpack? There's an app for that.