There's An App for That!

[XSA37]

Is this Sparta? There's an App for That!

(Yay 300th post!)

Edit: Ninja'd? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to be quicker to avoid ze ninjas? You've got no chance.

There's the bloodstains on the carpet? There's an App for that and a strong cleaner.

Annie, are you OK? You OK? Are you Ok, Annie? There's an App for that.

Been struck by a Smooth Criminal? There's an App for that.

 

[XSA37]

Need to dance Like Michael Jackson? There's an App for That!

 

[Nukey]

Is your cake a lie? There's an app for that!

 

[G-Virus]

01001110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111? There's an App for that.
[sup]Cookie for any one who works that out...[/sup]

Need to Know How to Speak Binary?

Need a cookie? Close but there's no App for that yet.

EDIT: It has to be EXACTLY what I typed.

It says "Need to know how to read this?"

Yay?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Need to kidnap Santa? There's an App for that.

Tired? Take a Nap for that.

Going on a road trip? Make a Map for that.

Doing it wrong? You're a Sap for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Everything, everything will be just fine? Everything, everything will be alright, alright? There's an App for that.

Need to understand J-Pop lyrics? There's an App for that.

Is it on fire? No? There's an App for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

01001110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111? There's an App for that.
[sup]Cookie for any one who works that out...[/sup]

Need to Know How to Speak Binary?

Need a cookie? Close but there's no App for that yet.

EDIT: It has to be EXACTLY what I typed.

It says "Need to know how to read this?"

Yay?

Give you a cookie? There's an App for that.

Spoiler: Comes with free cookie guardian

Your cookies in the guys hand.

 

[XSA37]

Don't know which way the loud end of the gun goes? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't know where the fuck the ugly girl lying next to you came from? There's an App for that.

Need to know where John Barrowman came from and why he's walking around your room naked? There's no need for an App. Every man will go gay for him.

Spoiler: Just try and deny you wouldn't

Sex on legs, this guy.

 

[XSA37]

Surrounded by Gay Man-Apes? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

Surrounded by Gay Man-Apes? There's an App for That!

Near a man who doesn't fancy John Barrowman, straight or gay? That's impossible.

[sup]I know of at least 6 Escapists who'd go gay for him. Can't remember who though.[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

Don't know who John Barrowman is? There's an App for that.

 

[Zetsubou]

Wondering if John Barrowman has an attractive sister? There's an app for that.

 

[Nukey]

been nina'd recently? There's an app for that.

 

[XSA37]

Found a Ninja in your Closet? There's an App for That!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Stabbed in the throat and suddenly find both of your eyeballs to be like pincushions filled with throwing stars? There's an app for that.

 

[jebus4you]

Your erection has lasted for more than 4 hours? there's an app for that!

 

[dalek sec]

Need a way to trigger a robot rising? There's an app for that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need a way to stop a robot uprising? What? What the hell do you mean there's no app for that?!

SWEET MONKEY JESUS, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!