There's An App for That!

[Sassafrass]

Over to Ollie Williams, Ollie? WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!There's an App for that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Did you tan for four hours? There's an app for that.
[sup]Get the lotion, squirt it on![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Giggity giggity goo? There's an App for that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Got AIDS again? There's an app for that. *take your benadryl!*

 

[Pm0n3y]

You've had it, with these mutherfuckin snakes on this mutherfukin plane? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Does the smell of battery acid make you thirsty? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Want to know what a TV dinner feels like? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Five of you and four billion of them? Do they have strategic air commands, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne, and all you have is an unloaded shotgun? There's an app for that.

 

[dalek sec]

Lost in time and space? There's an app for that!

 

[sky14kemea]

Dog pee'd all over your rug? Don't even own a dog? There's an App for that!

 

[Jaywebbs]

Want to summon a Demon but your all out of Blood? There's an App for that!

 

[sky14kemea]

Girlfriend cheating on you with her own sister? There's an App for that!

 

[XSA37]

Life-sized Pac Man chasing you? There's an app for that

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Full of delicious meat, but lack a gaping maw to willingly jump into? There's an app for that.

 

[dalek sec]

Need money fast? There's an app for that!

 

[LilGherkin]

Can't tell if that girl is into you? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Glenn, can I ask you a question?
I have a question for you too. Why are you still here? There's an App for that.

 

[dalek sec]

Wondering why god would allow such a thing to happen? There's an app for that!

 

[Jaywebbs]

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS? There's an app for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Mistaken for a dog by your father? There's an App for that.

[sup]They're back, Last of the Chinchilla.[/sup]